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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3h

3-letter agencies proxy fighting is always so interesting to me. Once I hit middle age, I think the Cold War is gonna end up being my hyperfixation.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 3h

Next week is Red Ribbon Week, where we honor a DEA agent killed by a Mexican cartel that was propped up by the CIA, who were using the drug trade to fund the Contras, by encouraging students to pledge to stay “Drug Free”.

America and its contradictions etc etc.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4h

I’m being awarded the Presidential Medal of Being a Silly Goober

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 17h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4h

Ursula K. Le Goon

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 6h

Sheboygan on it

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · Jan 9

Although I’m sure many religions would disagree, busting a cum while stoned and on muscle relaxers, drinking a big cup of chamomile tea afterwards, and then sleeping for 11 hours is a top 3 human experience.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 21h

(gorilla furiously making hand signals) COMPUTER YES GIVE FUCK COMPUTER HORNY YES SEX COMPUTER SEXY COMPUTER SMART FUCK GIVE COMPUTER SEX FUCK YES NEED COMPUTER HORNY FUCK PLEASE YES COMPUTER

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

What if Marilyn Monroe was in Game of Thrones?

What if you were instantly forgotten after you died because you created nothing of value and never left a lasting positive impression on anyone, not even your family.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so glad we invested all the money in our entire economy into magic bullshit machines.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

What if Marilyn Monroe was in Game of Thrones?

What if you were instantly forgotten after you died because you created nothing of value and never left a lasting positive impression on anyone, not even your family.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

All these AI people should be given shovels and forced to dig ditches until they come up with ideas that don’t suck absolute dog shit

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

All the people who develop, market, and use AI are the least creative people on the planet.

This trillion dollar machine can put a long dead celeb into a nearly dead franchise? That’s fucking stupid! You’re stupid! You have bad ideas and they’re not even worth the Monopoly money!

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Jan 16

Charlie Brown saying, “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power.”

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Q: Best way to smoke ribs?
A:

Hammerhead looking Star Wars character Slowen Lo, making a wordplay about smoking ribs (slow and low (long duration, low temperature))

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

Bro, you’re soothing the hoes

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 1d

You’re telling me this AM is Trans?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

The terrorist, Aunt Tifa

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 2d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

I love world culinary history so much.

👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I play Wikipedia roulette and look up a country or culture, my immediate three questions are:
1) what’s their bbq situation?
2) what kind of booze do they make and drink?
3) what’s their version of boiled dough with filling?

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 8d

I would be such an amazing financial boondoggle for a three letter agency. Say the word and I will waste all of your money indefinitely and that’s a promise.

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 2d

100 gun battles in a trenchcoat and they all whip ass

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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · Mar 16

Frankenstein's monster smoke break by Ito.
#comics #art #film

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👻 dr. Pissenstein 💀 🎃 @drpiss.bsky.social · 4d

If there were more team make-out breaks in American baseball, it would be the most watched sport the world over