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Dr. Haggis
@drhaggis.bsky.social
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Silly goose and pun maker.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · Nov 13
Maybe the real Frankenstein was the monsters we made along the way.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 20h
Heathclif (a cartoon orange cat) and his Gang
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
What is Roopanini?
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
Leaves more time for humans to drink and fuck. #conferencelife
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon bear with a star tamilchat logo on the bottom right
Alt: a cartoon bear with a star tamilchat logo on the bottom right
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
Alt: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
What is “420 miles to Las Vegas”?
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d
What is a Piano with a fan belt?
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 2d
What is “ümlaut aħëad”?
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 4d
Q: What do you call a jingle to sell avocados?

A: lǝᴉdsuǝɐɔɐnפ
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 4d
A great comiccon costume is to wear a burnt umber shirt and stand behind Superman cosplayers with slack jawed awe.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 5d
What is “Face of Tom (Bosley)”
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 6d
But never doubles right? That takes up two mushroom.
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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 7d
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 6d
As a clown, I will abstain from commenting further.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 6d
Treating myself to tropical fruit before civilization collapses
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 7d
Thank you Ratatouille, Groundhog Day, Mrs Doubtfire, and Freaky Friday for giving us common cultural touchstones so we can quickly explain weird situations.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 7d
WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG
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Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 8d
Racist Troops saving us from the clown emergency in Portland
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 7d
These fools have a looser dress code than GI Joe. And they had a guy in a football jersey.
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Christian Lane is my name not a preachy road @chrstianlane.bsky.social · 8d
Oh man. Do I have to light this?
Dolly Parton saint candle
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 9d
No one event got us to this point but the “waterboarding is acceptable” GOP of 2002 was a great sign of how cooked we were.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 9d
Remember: you can’t seal the honmoon with a diss track.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 9d
What is the rubber band on lobster claws?
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 9d
Just add a reporter to a group chat.
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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 9d
“Petting on the Car wash” is what I would sing while petting.