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Dr. Haggis

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Silly goose and pun maker.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · Nov 13

Maybe the real Frankenstein was the monsters we made along the way.

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 11h

What is “420 miles to Las Vegas”?

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 12h

What is a Piano with a fan belt?

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 1d

What is “ümlaut aħëad”?

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 3d

Q: What do you call a jingle to sell avocados?

A: lǝᴉdsuǝɐɔɐnפ

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 3d

A great comiccon costume is to wear a burnt umber shirt and stand behind Superman cosplayers with slack jawed awe.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 4d

What is “Face of Tom (Bosley)”

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 4d

But never doubles right? That takes up two mushroom.

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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 6d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 5d

As a clown, I will abstain from commenting further.

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 5d

Treating myself to tropical fruit before civilization collapses

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you Ratatouille, Groundhog Day, Mrs Doubtfire, and Freaky Friday for giving us common cultural touchstones so we can quickly explain weird situations.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 6d

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances

It reads:

"This man is your FRIEND

He fights for FREEDOM"

The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

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Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 6d

Racist Troops saving us from the clown emergency in Portland

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 6d

These fools have a looser dress code than GI Joe. And they had a guy in a football jersey.

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Christian Lane is my name not a preachy road @chrstianlane.bsky.social · 7d

Oh man. Do I have to light this?

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 7d

No one event got us to this point but the “waterboarding is acceptable” GOP of 2002 was a great sign of how cooked we were.