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Dr. Haggis
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Silly goose and pun maker.
Pinned
Maybe the real Frankenstein was the monsters we made along the way.
6’ from the edge is a pretty safe spot.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Apparently, White culture is so delicate and precarious that someone practicing a different culture near by will simply destroy it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My Monchichi can beat up your Labubu.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just realized his grave will probably be on the private grounds of his club, and hard to get there to “pay respects”. 🫅🅿️
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I bet it’s really fun for beavers to swim into their lodge and be all cozy down there.
a beaver standing in the grass near a body of water with a stick in its mouth
Alt: a beaver standing in the grass near a body of water with a stick in its mouth
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why is the MST3K closing credits music so sad?
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
HP brings back faux wood paneled electronics a.co/d/ahisAEV
HP OmniDesk M03 Business Desktop 2025 Intel Core Ultra 7 265 20-Core Intel Graphics GB Shared 64GB DDR5 4TB SSD Bluetooth Bluetooth 5.2 Wi-Fi Windows 11 Home
The computer is professionally upgraded and customized. The manufacturer box will be opened by our professional engineers for customizing and testing. Factory defects & blemishes are significantly reduced by our in-depth inspection & testing. We offer a 12-month warranty, please feel free to contact us if you need any support from our team.HP OmniDesk M03 Gaming DesktopCPU: Intel Core Ultra 7 265 20-Core Processor (Up to 5.3 GHz with Intel Turbo Boost Technology, 30 MB Intel Smart cache, 20 Cores: 8 Performance Core + 12 Efficient Core, 20 Threads)Graphics: Intel Graphics Shared GBMemory: Upgraded to 64GB DDR5 RAM 5600 MHzHard Drive: Upgraded to 4 TB M.2 SSD Operating System:Windows 11 HomeOptical Drive: NoneWireless Connectivity: Realtek Wi-Fi 6 (2x2)Bluetooth: Bluetooth 5.2Front/Top Panel Ports: 1x USB-C 3.1 Gen 2 (10Gbps), 1x USB-C 3.1 Gen 1 (5Gbps), 2x USB-A 3.1 Gen 2 (10Gbps), 2x USB-A 3.1 Gen 1 (5Gbps), 1x Card Reader, 1x Mic/Head Phone Combo.Back Panel Ports: 4x USB-A 2.0 1x RJ-45, 10/100/1000 Mbps LANPower: 280WSize and Weight: 6.10" x 12.40" x 13.27" inches, 5.34 kgColor: Dark Wood32GB USB Drive included
a.co
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gremlins is a Christmas movie.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@jlukeroberts.bsky.social do you feel the listener submitted Sound Heap episodes nailed the tone or did many leave you wondering “is this what people think we do here?” ?
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Flatbread pizza just means oval pizza. 🍕
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by Dr. Haggis
This keeps coming up in my feed, so here's the explanation.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If Zootopia 2 doesn’t have Timmothy Elephant, what are we even doing as culture.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Getting an audiobook from Libby brings 2 joys.

First, the book itself.

Second, the reading time means your podcasts pile up a bit and you can binge them good when the book is done.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Singing “Lin Manuel Miranda” to the tune of “Everyone Loves Marine-land”
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why does everyone care about F1 all of a sudden?
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A single use website that tells us if Daryl Hall and John Oats are fighting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m only 50% sure that Gumble 2 Gumble wasn’t a real show.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Australia has a lot of fucking nerve complaining that immigrants might be criminals.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My conspiracy theory is the push for AI is to make the inevitable presidential sex tapes plausibly deniable.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
At least orbs are now mobile.
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Instagram comments are worse than reddit.
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Linnaeus and Lucy
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching Kpop Demon Hunters fans trying to speedrun the depth of fandom after one movie. You gotta go slow! It should take years and more source material to get to all the corners fanaticism goes.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In hindsight it was silly to put Nirvana and Pearl Jam in the same genre.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Dr. Haggis
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM