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Andrew Bellware
@drewsky.app
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There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children. I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 2h
It needs a parental lockout at least. ;-)
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 6h
Exactly! Also? I want a toggle switch on it to turn off motion smoothing.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 6h
This plus this equals this.
The image shows a group of uniformed, masked men in military-style gear in the foreground. They are standing in a line, with one holding what appears to be a pepper spray canister directed towards a person in black. This individual, possibly a pastor as implied by the text, is wearing a long black coat and appears to be recoiling from the spray, shielding his face with his arm. Other masked individuals are present in the background, creating a tense atmosphere. The setting appears to be an urban, outdoor area. Alt-text: Masked military personnel confront a man in black recoiling from pepper spray. Transcribed Text: Melanie D'Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time. Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times. The image shows a nighttime street scene featuring a group of police officers standing in formation on the left. They are wearing helmets, tactical gear, and some carry shields. On the opposite side of the officers is a person dressed in an inflatable frog costume with blue accents. The costume has a large belly and is predominantly green with black spots. Behind the individual in the costume, a few onlookers are present, some holding cameras or phones. The background includes a street with minimal traffic and sparse lighting, highlighting the contrast between the uniformed officers and the whimsical costume. The image shows three people dressed in large, frog costumes standing on a city sidewalk at night. The costumes are predominantly green with black spots, resembling cartoon versions of frogs. Some individuals hold signs reading "Portland Frog Squad" with a frog illustration. The background features a modern building with lights illuminating the sidewalk and a few people are visible in the distance. The scene is dimly lit, with the costumes glowing slightly due to lights. Alt-text: Three people in green frog costumes stand on a city sidewalk at night with a "Portland Frog Squad" sign. Transcribed Text: "Exodus 8:2-6 But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14h
Alicia 18 Demon Goddess of Lust Aliens invade: "EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT" Humans: "oh thank fu*king god" Aliens: "wait what?"
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 14h
Good grief, I am so tired of everything trying to foist AI, bloatware, and other nonsense on me. Man, a Windows-compliant open-source OS would be a delight. I just want VST plugins to work. Or whatever the new alternative is.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 14h
How much would you pay for a "I just want an operating system so I can work" version of Windows?

No Co-Pilot, Cortana, Edge, One Drive, Microsoft Store, To Do, Candy Crush, ads, or data collection. Your start menu will be installed programs only.

I honestly feel like $999 would be fair for this.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14h
This cat looks like it runs a whole city with an iron fist in the 1800s That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 14h
I am a mental health avocado.
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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 22h
At 1023.6 hours on the 17th of Drugat, in the Year 42 after the Event, "Fetch" happens.
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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 1d
No Republican shutdown can keep us from serving you, NJ-10. Last week, my team partnered with the NJ Motor Vehicle Commission to help more than 40 constituents process their REAL IDs.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 1d
I hope no adult dresses as a masked, unidentified ICE agent for Halloween and abducts children walking down the street.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
I haven't figured out where to be on the 18th. A big protest, a small one?
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
Is the law of our side if I say “Ay”?
The image shows a close-up of a small squirrel wrapped snugly in a soft, white cloth. The squirrel's face is prominently featured, with its large, dark eyes and small, pointed ears slightly visible above the cloth. The fur is a mix of brown and reddish hues, adding a warm contrast against the white fabric. The texture of the cloth is soft and gently cradles the squirrel, creating a sense of warmth and comfort. The background is slightly out of focus, emphasizing the squirrel as the main subject.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
Wow. I don't see any artifacting. Yeah, it's the opposite of film but the glassy look is very smooth and beautiful too.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
f3.5? Wow, the ISO must've been pretty high. I am amazed at how clean the detail is. Man, we do live in the future.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
Technically, I have longer ears than you. Not, obviously, as a percentage of my body height. Even if we measure bodies to the shoulder, which is mostly for horses anyway -- I mean, are you even a hand tall?
The image portrays a giraffe and a rabbit interacting on a grassy terrain. The giraffe, with its tall, slender legs and patterned brown and white coat, bends its long neck downwards to face the rabbit. Its ears are perked up and its large eyes focus on the smaller animal. The rabbit is black with a distinctive white stripe running down its chest. It sits on the lush green grass, looking up at the giraffe. In the background, there are blurred patches of foliage suggesting a natural habitat.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
I AM THE VICTIM!!
The image shows a capybara and a giant anteater standing side by side in front of a rustic wooden structure. The capybara, on the left, has light brown, fluffy fur and a stout body with short legs. Its face is slightly turned towards the viewer. The giant anteater, on the right, has a long snout and distinctive black and white fur patterns on its body and legs. It appears to be nuzzling the capybara. The background features rough wooden panels and some green foliage is visible in the foreground.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
I hear you. Are these all Nikon glass? In my tiny bit of experience Nikon has much spikier flares, but I personally prefer "bloopier" flares. But yeah, the shadows are beautiful in these images.
It's amazing how these cameras each have their own "look." I'm just rambling at this point...
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
I am in denial.
Nile crocodile in... the Nile.
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 1d
The image features a stylized illustration of a possum with its mouth open, displaying sharp teeth. The possum's fur is depicted with bold, black lines, and its ears are dark and prominent. The background is plain white, allowing the possum to stand out. Below the animal illustration is a bold text in capital letters, which adds a humorous tone to the image. Alt-text: A stylized illustration of a possum with its mouth open above the text, "FIRST OF ALL, I'M A DELIGHT." Transcribed Text: FIRST OF ALL I'M A DELIGHT
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d
I’m still upset about woodchucks and groundhogs being the same thing
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Stage Write @stagewrite.bsky.social · 2d
"Can't own the sun / Can't buy the moon / That's lunacy

So why they think / You're gonna sell / Your dignity?"

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CONGRESSMAN DAVY news coming soon!

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Davy Crockett's speech to Congress from DAVY CROCKETT's ALMANAC.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 2d
Gadsden Flag meme featuring the robot Johnny Five, and captioned “NO DISASSEMBLE”
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Charles Ghoul-ba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 2d
So basically this is Iranian Hostage Crisis 2.0, just with a 9-month delay in the payoff for no particular reason.
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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social · 2d
This seems like confirmation
Then Mr. Trump won the presidency back, and the Biden administration was determined to get a cease-fire in place by January, before it left office. It drafted a peace plan, much of which was quite similar to the “20 point plan” Mr. Trump recently issued. There was slow progress: More than 130 hostages had been released by the time the January cease-fire took place. “We handed over a cease-fire that silenced the guns, had hostages coming out and aid going in, along with a day-after plan to make it permanent,” Mr. Blinken said. But when the new administration took over, “the moment was squandered,” he added. “Israel and Hamas went back to war for eight months.” Israeli officials tell a different story. Mr. Biden was a lame duck, they noted, and disengaged. Mr. Trump was a known entity, less likely to lecture Mr. Netanyahu in private or public. They put their money on a new president, and a new negotiating team
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 2d
When I was teaching last year I had to have a plan in my head, not for an active shooter situation, but in case ICE showed up at my classroom.
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