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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 4h

He ain't wrong though.

Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 9h

@cheatlines.co thanks to the picture, I'm reading "free babysitting.. because our society could afford it" in the desperate threatening tone of luthen giving his "burn my future" monologue in the shadows

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 13h

TIL Rob Schneider is 188 years old.

onion person @junlper.beer · 20h

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 1d

I just don't understand this. Can any of these Republicans who stopped supporting it cite in any way how same-sex marriage has negatively affected their lives?

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 1d

Just remembering when some Log Cabin Republican dudes were telling me how they don't care about Roe because it doesn't impact them. When I said they will be next was told that Republicans supported gay men, specifically.

Chart showing decline of Republican support of gay marriage

Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 3d

Wasn't The Subclavian a character in The Matrix Reloaded?

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 3d

Saw this and thought, "Two weeks? Is the NYC mayoral election earlier than..... oh fuck, it's almost November."

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

Two weeks left.

It's almost GO(TV) time.

zohranfornyc.com/gotv

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 3d

I personally see it more as his "stamp" on American history. So when the $20 bill is updated, it will have this grotesque box extending from the White House, and he would say, "That was me!" Kinda like those assholes who go to Japan and scratch their initials into the walls of ancient temples.

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 3d

a man with red hair and a beard is wearing sunglasses and a headband and says ohohoho seems legit to me

Alt: The demon Crowley from Good Omens dressed as Bildad the Shuhite reacting by saying, "Ohohoho, seems legit to me!"

media.tenor.com

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 4d

Funky Kong in cutoffs, white tank top, red bandana with whie polka dots, and cool sunglasses.

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 4d

I’m a longtime Dodgers fan from my days in LA. I spent many nights in the blue seats cheering them on.

There is a certain deliciousness though to the possibility that a Canadian team could win the championship of “America’s pastime” in this year of all years. #BlueJays

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 4d

I wasn’t hyped about tonight’s game. I fell asleep just before the first pitch and woke up to see the final out. Sounds like that was probably the best option. As a native Chicagoan, the only comfort I can give to my Seattle friends is the old mantra, “There’s always next year.” #Mariners

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 4d

Pupienus.

Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 5d

The product offerings at Spirit Halloween are WILD this year.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5d

guys be like “i’m going undercover”

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yes, you too can order faux foreskin in varying sizes off amazon — hurry though, quantities are running low

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 5d

I know Coconut likes to get cozy when she sleeps, but this is getting ridiculous.

A large blue blanket lies bunched up on a messy bed. Visible in the middle is the tiny face of Coconut, a Chihuahua mix, staying cozy warm.

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 5d

As long as I live, I will never understand how someone's foot could do that in a shoe or why someone would want it to. My foot starts cramping just looking at it.

They Are Beautiful @agelesssbeauty.bsky.social · 6d

Lily Collins

Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 6d

Over a year later someone reminded me of this absolute banger, and how could I not share it?

A tweet from Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) on May 29, 2016: "I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks."

To which K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen) replied: "would you suck every ape's dick to save one human"

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 6d

I forget who said it, but they said the reason dogs follow us into the bathroom is because they think it's normal to be together when it's potty time since we watch them do their business every day.

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 7d

Whoa. And I thought Phillies Karen was the worst for stealing a home run ball from a kid.

barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 7d

The Brewers told Yahoo in a statement on Thursday: “The Brewers expect all persons attending games to be respectful of each other, and we do not condone in any way offensive statements fans make to each other about race, gender, or national origin.

Brewers fan banned from stadium, loses both jobs after threatening to 'call ICE' on Dodgers fan

"The Brewers expect all persons attending games to be respectful of each other, and we do not condone in any way offensive statements fans make to each other about race, gender, or national origin," t...

www.yahoo.com

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 7d

How have I not seen this before? I love a big production number. Back in the 1970s, networks used to do special featuring their new season's shows, and this takes me back to that. Set it to a Broadway classic, and I am sold! I wish real life had more big production numbers.

NBC's Brotherhood of Man - Extended Version - Super Bowl

YouTube video by TheZac242

www.youtube.com

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 9d

I've met a few guys on dating apps that shared they sell cocaine in their free time. And when I respond negatively, they come at me with "Don't worry. I don't expect you to buy any," as if I'm upset because they are trying to recruit me into an MLM scheme or something. You're a drug dealer, bitch!

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 9d

I get where you are coming from as I am very much the same way, but holy cow, Amber. That dress looks amazing on you. I think that color really pops!

Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 9d

I tried to listen to the dialog, but holy shit, that voice! If I were ever in that situation, I would basically doom the earth with my less than diplomatic response:

a woman is making a funny face and saying `` shut up , shut up , shut up '' .

Alt: Skyler from Breaking Bad screaming, "Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"

media.tenor.com

Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 9d

Oh wow, RP Drew Struzan. My childhood memories are painted in his art style.

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, the drummer touring with them, Anika Nilles, seems really awesome.

Anika Nilles

Winning multiple awards as one of the finest modern drummers to explode on to the scene in 2014, German Anika Nilles is proof that it is never too late to start. She didn’t take up the sticks professi...

youtube.com

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 11d

It’s really cool to see Rush touring again for their 50th, but I don’t think I could see them again after the R40 tour. It’s had such a finality to it, especially now knowing it was Neil Peart’s last tour. I’m done seeing them live, but I’ll pick up the Rush 50 boxset for sure.

Rush Fifty Something Tour — Rush.com

RUSH ANNOUNCE 2026 TOUR UPDATE RUSH ANNOUNCE ADDITIONAL DATES ON FIFTY SOMETHING TOUR DUE TO INCREDIBLE DEMAND NEW DATES ADDED IN LOS ANGELES, FORT WORTH, CHICAGO, NEW YORK, TORONTO AND CLEVELAND GEDD...

www.rush.com

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Jennifear Boooledo 🎃👻💀🪦 @dragongirlz.bsky.social · 11d

Seat 9. Not only will it be the most spacious middle seat ride, but I'm also getting my ale paid for by the two drunkest Hobbits in the Shire.

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