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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 5h

Thou shalt not bear false witness

Mike is a good christian.

Mike lies.

Jesus loves Mike.

Mike needs to go back to hell.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 5h

The good christians.

Jesus loves them all.

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Mayor Karen Bass @mayor.lacity.gov · 5h

Since the raids began, over 170 American citizens have been detained by federal agents without warrants, without probable cause, and without due process.

Let that sink in: 170 U.S. citizens, unlawfully detained in our own country.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

So it fulfilled all the promises. Praise Jesus!

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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 8h

I am sad to hear about Fletcher’s Ice Cream & Café being targeted in Northeast Minneapolis. The attack happened directly below a prominently displayed LGBTQIA+ flag. 1/

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 6h

Glad to see those with big platforms and audiences continue to speak out.

A tweet from Marco Foster reads: “Actor John Cusack: ‘The whole country was founded on no kings. We have masked goons roaming the streets, hiding their faces, abducting people. Go to hell. If he thinks this place is gonna be a fascist hub, no chance.’” Below, a CNN video screenshot shows John Cusack wearing dark sunglasses, a black jacket, and a cap, speaking to a blonde reporter outdoors with police visible in the background. The caption reads: “ACTOR JOHN CUSACK ATTENDS ‘NO KINGS’ RALLY IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.”

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

Leviticus 11:24-28 states that touching the carcass of an unclean animal would render a person ceremonially unclean until evening.

So gambling is ok, since they're all filthy, and they just present their "get out of hell free" card at the end of the evening and everything is all better.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

All you really need to do is post city signs that say "This project is XX days behind schedule" and watch the investors scurry away.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

"if the lords are here, who is guarding the ladies"

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

It's "The People's Ballroom", which tells you exactly who the "People" are who are being represented in this christofascist theocracy.

Praise Jesus!

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 6h

But this is the Joy of living and working in the state capital where the governor and city invite millions from abroad to make our daily llves miserable.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Praise Jesus!

Jesus and his rape father are eternally linked to our little christofascist theocracy.

Remember that Jesus' rape-daddy created all that is evil in the universe.

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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 8h

This guy preaches at the church reportedly attended by Pete Hegseth.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 9h

While we spectate on The East Wing being torn down, it isn’t just another hallway, it’s where Eleanor Roosevelt built the modern Office of the First Lady, where WWII bunkers were hidden, and where the public enters the People’s House. Erasing it is rewriting history.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

I've noticed they've also stopped giving "thoughts and preyers" at mass shootings as well as lying on every issue.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

We also needed it to not be an American either.

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Praise Jesus for the good christians who are shutting down government to prevent the needy from affording healthcare.

Now you won't be able to eat either.

People die of starvation. Saves SNAP funds. Saves CHIP. Saves SSN/Medicare in the future.

It's a win-win for Jesus!

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the government mismanagement.

Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Well if your evening is with ChatGPT, it must include AI porn.

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Jac @cultofjack.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah. This will age well.
#auspol

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Satan will welcome him back in his arms soon enough.

Mike is a good christian.

Jesus loves Mike.

Mike will return to hell from where he came.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h

KITTY HAWK, NC: “You’re making the news tonight! It’s not your flag, it’s everyone’s flag.”

Woman arrested for trying to forcefully grab a 🇺🇸 flag from protestors at the No Kings protest. (No relation to The Wright Brothers)

Full: www.outerbanksnews.org/post/kitty-h...

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

Praise Jesus for the MAGAts! Jesus' flock. god's chosen people.

Praise the great rape-god who created all that is evil in the universe!

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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 7h

www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Mamdani’s Ideas Have Been Tried Before — and Worked

Politicians on both the right and the left have used urban subsidies to rise to power in countries around the world.

www.politico.com

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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 7h

If you'd live in Texas, you would know a good proportion of the people are just that, stupid.

Only the stupidity is bigger in Texas.

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