therealWokeKong
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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
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donkeykonga.bsky.social
Who the fuck is gonna join a teams meeting on their Xbox
lowercasejai.bsky.social
LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive
donkeykonga.bsky.social
How long till they institute an extra tax on democrat voters
donkeykonga.bsky.social
I know they’ve always been racist scumbags, but in a “I don’t want them living in my neighborhood” way. I fucking despise Ronald Reagan but even he wouldn’t be down with this pro-Hitler shit that Vance is publicly defending
donkeykonga.bsky.social
The irony of holding up a sign about free speech while they continue to demand that anyone who makes a Charlie Kirk joke be doxxed and fired
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Now that they basically control the White House everyone’s seeing a lot more of Elon, Thiel, and all these other rich weirdos and realizes they’re a bunch of unlikeable freaks who are terrible at concealing the fact that they only really view this country as something to be plundered
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Between the leaked young Republican texts, the random acts of almost monthly high profile political violence, and this doxxing wave, it’s never been more obvious that we do not live in a healthy society and are closer to the brink than ever before in most of our lifetimes
donkeykonga.bsky.social
We’re lucky that right now the right is mostly just idly sitting around waiting for someone else to fire the first shot. But eventually some nut job is gonna take a shot at a nationally famous Democrat or leftist. These people are still obsessing over Charlie Kirk and I don’t think they’ll stop soon
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Obviously abandoning ship on Twitter is step one, but these people still exist in our society and I genuinely have no fucking clue what we do about that. How do we exist alongside people who are all just waiting for someone to give them the order to come into our homes and shoot us? We don’t.
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Are they targeting people on other websites as well or is they exclusively going after Twitter users
donkeykonga.bsky.social
We need Frank Reynolds himself to show up as the Trash Man
donkeykonga.bsky.social
The only line that could really be crossed at this point is one where Twitter itself ends up becoming an actual threat to one’s life and apparently we finally crossed that threshold with Elon personally giving the thumbs up to a doxxing ring
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Kids who idolize Hitler also love stealing their parents guns and going to school and shooting their classmates in the face
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Someone should probably do something about the Zuckerbot
donkeykonga.bsky.social
It’s gonna be so funny when one of these groyper twerps tries something in a stand your ground state and gets their shit blown away by a real life BFG
donkeykonga.bsky.social
God is dead and the computer killed him
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Guy at work started a call with the line “so I asked Grok, do you know grok” and in that moment my final shred of hope for humanity died.

This was a man in charge of keeping your grandma alive
donkeykonga.bsky.social
I feel like the more these guys say stupid shit like “no kings equals no paychecks” and “terrorists are wearing frog costumes” the more they lose their grasp on the average American. These are patently absurd statements that only the most diehard trumper could possibly think is true
donkeykonga.bsky.social
The Streisand effect is so funny now 50 million additional people who didn’t know about this have heard it and to them it just sounds like the government is saying “if you hate monarchy you hate America”
atrupar.com
Scalise refers to No Kings as the "Hate America Rally"
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Half of the attendees of these protests are old white ladies who still think Hillary would have made a good president who do they think they’re fooling
donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’ve never been worried that his type will inherit the world. I’m more worried about what they’ll do when they realize nobody likes them.
donkeykonga.bsky.social
IDK why America and China hate each other so much, they have so much in common
chadstanton.blacksky.app
“The most common is “Chinese woman follows her African partner home and has a bad time.” These videos universally depict Africa (never a specific country) as desperately poor, socially backward, and rife with physical and sexual violence.”

foreignpolicy.com/2025/10/15/c...
Racist AI Fantasies Are Spreading on China’s Internet
Anti-Black videos speak to popular prejudices.
foreignpolicy.com
donkeykonga.bsky.social
We spent a decade telling people “there’s nasty worms under the logs” only to be called stupid and hysterical and then when one of them flipped the log and found nasty worms under it they freaked out as if we didn’t tell them this already
donkeykonga.bsky.social
Twitch should immediately ban the Rat King for endorsing political violence.

Buuuut it’s run by Jeff Bezos so that’ll never happen
donkeykonga.bsky.social
I can’t believe we just caught influential young people in politics calling for the mass murder of democrats and the response from mainstream democrats is STILL “well maybe we should build bridges and see if we can help them”

How long till we just admit these people are broken and lost forever