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Cinder (it/its)

@dollcinder.bsky.social

5.2K followers 540 following 16K posts

One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting 18+ Minors DNI

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · Nov 14

Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 11m

I've passed 5k so I imagine the replies to my posts are about to get a lot stupider on average

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 4h

Bestie crawling back tot he gaming room because her legs are total jelly after one yoga session

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 5h

Bestie: all my joints hurt all the time

Me: you know what I’m gonna say

Bestie: fine I’ll do yoga with you

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 5h

Bestie: all my joints hurt all the time

Me: you know what I’m gonna say

Bestie: fine I’ll do yoga with you

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 8h

Waking up before bestie and enjoying the sounds of silence as the sun rises

Before the crashing and the yapping begin

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h

Bestie: the only malice I hold is against my dad and the government

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Me: why are you dressing like a Dickensian orphan now?

Bestie: it was the best of times it was the worst of times

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Bestie ordered an omelette and a plate of hash browns as big as her head

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Taking bestie out for breakfast because she won’t stop talking about food

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Bestie looking at the pizza place menu: what’s a beef roll?

Me: I think it’s an Italian beef eggroll

Bestie choking on saliva: OHOHIHOHOHOHOHHHOOOOHHH

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Yall she literally just woke up

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Sleepy bestie snuggles up to me: can we get pizza for dinner tonight?

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking walked right into that one should have known better

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 1d

Me: why are you dressing like a Dickensian orphan now?

Bestie: it was the best of times it was the worst of times

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

IIRC there’s actually programs working on breeding them for domestication to save them from extinction

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

Raccoons appear to be doing this too!

Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 2d

reading how foxes are self-selecting now, on an evolutionary basis, for "sociable with humans" and then seeing a flood of "this fox decided to be fwiends with me" videos and it's like foxes finally decided that that one particular group of wolves had the right idea when they decided to become dogs

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

You know an industry is cooked when it starts pivoting from how revolutionary it is to how you can use it for porn

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

I think you’ve accidentally described sex work and sugar babying

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

Reflections aren’t a problem until they are lol

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

They’re still widely used in pro audio as antenna connectors with 50 ohm coax cable

And then sometimes when they shop workers suck you get them all mixed together and get to spend the day troubleshooting the most bullshit problems known to human kind

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

A man with an anti smoking patch on his bag plays virtual slot machines on his phone during his morning commute

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

I mean there so much fiber in it, so it’s probably more good for bottoms

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

Idk it mostly depends on your genetics and junk, but I do cardio and hatha yoga fwiw

Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

I was about to go out in a henley sweatpants and work boots and then realized I’d look like the most dirtbag lesbian on the planet

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 2d

Me every time working out and eating healthy delivered results:

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