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Ori 🦉 he/him 🦉 28 🦉 autistic, schizoid + plural 🦉 part-time stable diffuser pro-fic, pro-para, & very NSFW 🔞

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · Oct 17

hello bluesky i'd just like to let everyone know that Octavia Helluvaboss is my sister and i fuck her titties every single day

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mofu @fuwafuwa.me · 14h

rpg maker horror game party member? i think?

> It seems like this shady-looking older girl is your only way out of this place... Entrust her with your life?
> YES? NO...

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WOLFGIRL9MILLION @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 7h

// cw extreme weight gain

lol. lmao.

Art of Clive (a rabbit man with dyed hair) with a floor-dragging gut and ill-fitting office attire. He's nervously saying "YEAH, s-sorry about the door, I'm...uh...weight...training...?"

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20h

Between this and the news networks refusing the Pentagon deal, are we seeing the first murmurings of solidaristic opposition to Trump? Has his popularity fallen low enough that institutions have actually started to think strategically about protecting their interests?

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20h

Just received from a colleague: looks like Penn is going to join the universities refusing the extortionary Trump "compact". I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

screenshot of an email saying:

"To the Penn Community:

For 285 years, Penn has been anchored and guided by continuous self-improvement, using education as a ladder for opportunity, and advancing discoveries that serve our community, our nation, and the world.

Since receiving the Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education on October 1, I have sought input from faculty, alumni, trustees, students, staff and others who care deeply about Penn. The goal was to ensure that our response reflected our values and the perspectives of our broad community.

Earlier today, I informed the U.S. Department of Education that Penn respectfully declines to sign the proposed Compact. As requested, we also provided focused feedback highlighting areas of existing alignment as well as substantive concerns.

At Penn, we are committed to merit-based achievement and accountability. The long-standing partnership between American higher education and the federal government has greatly benefited society and our nation. Shared goals and investment in talent and ideas will turn possibility into progress.

I am grateful to the Penn community for your thoughtful input and for what you bring to our University and our missions every day.

Sincerely,

J. Larry Jameson, MD, PhD
President
University of Pennsylvania"

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 17h

i don't believe that art is inseparable from the artist, nor do i believe that bad people are incapable of making good art. that being said, burzum fuckin sucks ass

a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 19h

apparently victreebel's mega evolution involves him getting so fat that he tries to hang himself out of shame

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ExtrudedSquared @extrudedsquared.bsky.social · Nov 11

And she still only got second place at the Glizzy gobbling competition 😔

Quick dumb jiggly blob of some ForkKnife demons because it is fun. Extra dumb sound effects because that fun for me

Desdemona by @/xredeyes.bsky.social
Malice by @/gifdoozer.bsky.social

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 21h

they'll change their tune 10 years down the line when they feel safe enough to come out of the woodwork and take credit for everything

a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 21h

profoundly amused by how leftists are malding over the fact that suburban democrat grandmas are doing more to change the momentum of history than they ever have

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Ben @vtben.bsky.social · Jul 28

Updating the firstname bunchanumbers tweet for Bluesky purposes.

firstname bunchanumbers tweet meme but about bluesky

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 1d

Syck of da complainerz

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KatsuKami @katsukami.bsky.social · Nov 30

May (again) but FATTER!

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KatsuKami @katsukami.bsky.social · Dec 15

Been a while since I last posted but back with more goth bear butt! 💜

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KatsuKami @katsukami.bsky.social · 15d

Character request

Rouge the Bat

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KatsuKami @katsukami.bsky.social · 15d

Tsunami of Toriel ass

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Ceejay @pooltoy.art · 2d

⚠️🔊 LOUD

cw: fart inflation

Ceejay got backed into a wall, his face buried in @snakerolls.bsky.social's blubbery cheeks. Turns out excess gas is a really common side effect of those instant weight gain pills...

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oofdere @oof.dere.systems · 1d

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Ana @nekomimi.pet · 1d

heard 'clanker porn' and imagined two robots humping each other making loud clanking sounds and got so hard and passed out

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 1d

Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.

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Ana @nekomimi.pet · 1d

heard 'clanker porn' and imagined two robots humping each other making loud clanking sounds and got so hard and passed out

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 1d

Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.

ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you

'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'

metro.co.uk

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

i wish people criticized finance half as much as people criticize tech nowadays

like there is someone is paying for all these things you don’t like

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dooj @doordoordoordoor.bsky.social · 1d

fills up my whole damn screen

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 1d

at least AI is willing to admit it's wrong when you point it out

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 1d

Next time you’re tempted to think Bluesky consensus in any way reflects the general public, remember this guy getting ratioed for being skeptical of universal masking, and then go to the grocery store and look around

Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 3d

I am not interested in living in a society of Universal Public Masking and neither are most people. This ask is not reasonable, and the invocation of solidarity in service of it is ridiculous.

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 1d

I just feel like if people wanted me to be worried about robots being in charge they should've done a better job running things

David Marx @digthatdata.bsky.social · 2d

jfc... now klein is platforming yud.

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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · 2d

Midnight snack 👅💦
#1800Woof #Vore

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 2d

perfect record

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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (Mostly Updates ) @goddessblade.bsky.social · 2d

"Transsexuality is bourgeois" reflects the common belief that medicine, technology, and any improvements to quality of life are owed to capitalism. The reality is that capitalism holds these improvements hostage for the sake of wealth.

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