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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 5h

I was murdered meme, but it says I could smell the onions and mustard

Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 6d

I’m going to launch my own Wikipedia style web site. It’ll be called Dissypedia. And the only article it’ll have will be about that time Elon Musk farted so hard his pants exploded. And if he tries to tell me it’s wrong, I’ll call him fake news and say he has an ideological bias.

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tiny wyrm 🧃🪱 stringed vtuber @wyrmonastring.bsky.social · 6d

this friday, i'm hosting a TRICK OR TREAT STREAM!!!

throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!

this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D

🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬

Text on a purple background reads: "TRICK or TREAT Event Stream!"
"31st October!"
"12pm GMT - 5pm GMT"
"Raffles hosted throughout stream, where you can win TRICKS or TREATS!!!"
"twitch.tv/wyrm_on_a_string"

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 11d

For the record, I can’t find myself feeling any sort of way about the White House. Plow the building and build a McDonalds for all I care. It’d probably be a better symbol for America anyway.

Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 11d

The White House news is so indicative of the way the entire administration has been viewed through media and many in the public. There are far worse things Trump is doing that is destroying the lives of millions, but a lot of people watched West Wing so this is the worst thing ever.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 19d

Someone played Madonna’s version of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” too loud through their headphones in the White House and Trump was so moved he decided to send them money.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 21d

Domo arigato, Demi Lovato.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 23d

Sophie Cunningham is one day going to feature in a video for Turning Point about how trans women forced her out of basketball.

Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 24d

The I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is Award goes to Sophie Cunningham.

Wears a pride shirt while transphobic. Criticizes other cities she may have to play for someday. Speaks out against physicality while needlessly tackling an opponent. The future Fox News personality is just like that.

#WNBA

2025 WNBA Dana Holtzbert Awards
I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is: Sophie Cunningham

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 23d

This would have been a fire matchup in #Unrivaled. #WNBA

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 24d

A’ja Wilson’s year. #WNBA

A picture of pro wrestler Mercedes Mone standing behind the ten wrestling titles she currently holds.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 24d

On a scale of 1 to Lil Jon, how drunk was A’ja at the press conference last night? #WNBA

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 26d

The first couple of rounds of the #WNBA playoffs were about competitive games and great storylines.

The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 26d

I say this respectfully…

…holy fuck.

Shameka 🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 26d

🚨 New announcement from Angel Reese:

Stepping into a dream: From Angel to a Victoria Secret ANGEL. I’m finally getting my wings 🪽 I’ll be walking the Victoria’s Secret 2025 runway show for the first time, and it feels like destiny. ✨ Wings on, heels ready…Catch me on the runway💗 #WNBA

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 27d

“Fuck it, whatever” - NCAA Mission Statement

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 28d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 28d

Ray looked slightly different back in 2020.

Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · 29d

This is brave of you to say.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Oct 3

I want Natasha Cloud to have everything she ever wants. #WNBA #Unrivaled

Nakisha M. Lewis (she/her) @naklew.bsky.social · Oct 2

Wait why is Tash Cloud making me emotional with her speech? My goodness these women deserve so much. They are playing a sport yes, but it shouldn’t have to be as hard as it has been on them. Biggios to #Unrivaled #wbb #wnba

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Oct 2

Oh I don’t think there was ever a “give the players what they want” option. They’re still arrogant as hell, but it seems like they’ve gone from smug to angry.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Oct 2

I think everyone with power within the WNBA expected Unrivaled to fail, and it getting off the ground as a big success freaked them the hell out.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Oct 1

The #WNBA has outgrown the need for the NBA’s involvement, and now it has come to a point where their stake in the league is actually more of a hindrance. It’s time to phase out the NBA and move the W into a more independent league.

crownandcork.bsky.social @crownandcork.bsky.social · Oct 1

My Christmas wish is for the wives of tech billionaires to band together and buy out the #NBA’s stake in the #wnba #supportwomenssports

becky hammon’s crucifix @real-point-god.bsky.social · Oct 1

Adam Silver shall cast lots over two goats: one for the GOAT + one for the scapegoat.

The goat on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat shall be presented to the #NBA owners to atone for their sins.

They shall name the scapegoat Cathy Deloitte.

-The Ringer #WNBA pod quoted in Leviticus 16:7

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Oct 1

NaLyssa Smith vs DeWanna Bonner in a jump ball situation just to see how many Fever fans start vibrating in anger.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Sep 30

Well that’s where it gets kinda goofy, because if I remember correctly, the players were supposed to have equity in their Unrivaled teams. I don’t know the percentage of that or how any of it works - I wish we had more than one Unrivaled season to look back on.

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Sep 30

#WNBA

Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Sep 30

What are the chances Sandy Brondello said to someone “I’d like to coach Paige Beuckers.”

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Anthony Distler @dissy125.bsky.social · Sep 30

What are the chances Sandy Brondello said to someone “I’d like to coach Paige Beuckers.”

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