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Anthony Distler
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I have another social media account because I'm addicted to the format and I require constant validation. He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
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I’m going to launch my own Wikipedia style web site. It’ll be called Dissypedia. And the only article it’ll have will be about that time Elon Musk farted so hard his pants exploded. And if he tries to tell me it’s wrong, I’ll call him fake news and say he has an ideological bias.
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this friday, i'm hosting a TRICK OR TREAT STREAM!!!

throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!

this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D

🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬
For the record, I can’t find myself feeling any sort of way about the White House. Plow the building and build a McDonalds for all I care. It’d probably be a better symbol for America anyway.
The White House news is so indicative of the way the entire administration has been viewed through media and many in the public. There are far worse things Trump is doing that is destroying the lives of millions, but a lot of people watched West Wing so this is the worst thing ever.
Someone played Madonna’s version of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” too loud through their headphones in the White House and Trump was so moved he decided to send them money.
Domo arigato, Demi Lovato.
Sophie Cunningham is one day going to feature in a video for Turning Point about how trans women forced her out of basketball.
The I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is Award goes to Sophie Cunningham.

Wears a pride shirt while transphobic. Criticizes other cities she may have to play for someday. Speaks out against physicality while needlessly tackling an opponent. The future Fox News personality is just like that.

#WNBA
This would have been a fire matchup in #Unrivaled. #WNBA
On a scale of 1 to Lil Jon, how drunk was A’ja at the press conference last night? #WNBA
The first couple of rounds of the #WNBA playoffs were about competitive games and great storylines.

The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.
I say this respectfully…

…holy fuck.
🚨 New announcement from Angel Reese:

Stepping into a dream: From Angel to a Victoria Secret ANGEL. I’m finally getting my wings 🪽 I’ll be walking the Victoria’s Secret 2025 runway show for the first time, and it feels like destiny. ✨ Wings on, heels ready…Catch me on the runway💗 #WNBA
“Fuck it, whatever” - NCAA Mission Statement
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
Ray looked slightly different back in 2020.
This is brave of you to say.
I want Natasha Cloud to have everything she ever wants. #WNBA #Unrivaled
Wait why is Tash Cloud making me emotional with her speech? My goodness these women deserve so much. They are playing a sport yes, but it shouldn’t have to be as hard as it has been on them. Biggios to #Unrivaled #wbb #wnba
Oh I don’t think there was ever a “give the players what they want” option. They’re still arrogant as hell, but it seems like they’ve gone from smug to angry.
I think everyone with power within the WNBA expected Unrivaled to fail, and it getting off the ground as a big success freaked them the hell out.
The #WNBA has outgrown the need for the NBA’s involvement, and now it has come to a point where their stake in the league is actually more of a hindrance. It’s time to phase out the NBA and move the W into a more independent league.
My Christmas wish is for the wives of tech billionaires to band together and buy out the #NBA’s stake in the #wnba #supportwomenssports
Adam Silver shall cast lots over two goats: one for the GOAT + one for the scapegoat.

The goat on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat shall be presented to the #NBA owners to atone for their sins.

They shall name the scapegoat Cathy Deloitte.

-The Ringer #WNBA pod quoted in Leviticus 16:7
NaLyssa Smith vs DeWanna Bonner in a jump ball situation just to see how many Fever fans start vibrating in anger.
Well that’s where it gets kinda goofy, because if I remember correctly, the players were supposed to have equity in their Unrivaled teams. I don’t know the percentage of that or how any of it works - I wish we had more than one Unrivaled season to look back on.
What are the chances Sandy Brondello said to someone “I’d like to coach Paige Beuckers.”
What are the chances Sandy Brondello said to someone “I’d like to coach Paige Beuckers.”