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Phil
@discochef.bsky.social
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Nothing bad can happen ❌️❌️ It can only good happen✨️✨️㊗️㊗️ @phil_system32 on the little xitler app (X)
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1h
If you've ever had a goth gf, that is a completely normal thing for her to say. Insane pearl-clutchers at it again
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SpookyLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 1h
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 4h
P2P remains timelessly relevant
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 7h
I understand there is a voltage cutoff that defines a "dead" battery versus "bad" in retail policy. But if its not retaining enough voltage to turn the starter, functionally what is the difference
Enshittification continues
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 8h
I've put over 500k miles on honda 2.4L engines, I was certain it was a battery until the OReilly junk scanner said it was the charging system and casted doubt. Turns out I was right. Thank you, mechanic. Screw you, smarmy auto parts people
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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 1d
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 16h
appreciate the magic moments in media. Even the tiny ones. What are we without appreciation for the details that make art greater than the sum of its parts?
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 16h
Some of the most magical moments in all of media are made with this spontaneous synergy between talent and camera; totally unplanned moves. It's especially rare in live broadcast to see the dance work like that. Beautiful, beautiful work
matttomic.bsky.social ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20h
At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
bluejayhunter.com Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 20h
"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 19h
I have been doing some variety of work since 5pm yesterday Finally time to decompress
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 20h
a cartoon of spongebob holding a stick in his right hand
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a stick in his right hand
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 22h
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
I finally get paid and my alternator dies
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
I hate that anything is more complicated than "give money, receive thing"
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
I hate owning a car
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
Artwork 🤌🤌
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
"Gee Phil, how come your mom lets your rock shows get *two* ambulances?"
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
It's still not my favorite thing to come home to an empty house. I'm getting used to it. But it's taking some time.
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
It's amazing what losing some weight will do for your vocal range and stamina. I just belted out a song and there's parts that I normally dont try to hit. and it was just...easy. I guess I have to learn how to control the extra step or so that has magically appeared
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah I don't know how anyone is supposed to respond to that lol
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
It depends on the guy. If he's the 'awkward and kinda weird but harmless' type, he's probably just trying to be different but missed the mark. The alternative is probably some weird "phrenology" thing. Either way. Weird thing to say when your beautiful smile is right there imo
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
It's like showing one. You dont do it unless proper intimacy has been achieved
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 1d
Well I'm glad I didnt have to watch that game. I'm playing music and being paid to do it instead
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 2d
Im just out here Posting
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 2d
I'm gonna be playing at Truckyard Alliance tonight with Music Band
I'm excited to get after it again
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Phil @discochef.bsky.social · 2d
Opening up addiction rectangle to make myself feel something (derogatory)