Dickwith2dogs
@dick777.bsky.social
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Stop me and buy one.
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RUUUPEEEERRT do you live in narnia ?
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Rotherham dont bother em!
Got 2 tickets to watch Big John Bosh eat kangaroo ribs at the Sydney opera house on the 20th of October, unfortunately im unable to attend now as I've got a dentist appointment 😫 £400 O.N.O no time wasters please 🙏
I love it when your phone does a massive update thats takes like forever and then your phone is exactly the same exept slightly worse 👍 #technology #cunts
Just updated my phone to UI 8 like a motherfucking P.I.M.P. !
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Is this sarcasm from a sex bot?
A message from a sex bot on X that reads “Ok don’t laugh. David… but I had a dream about someone who looked like you last night”
She can whistle down my wind anytime eh lads ? #totp
There must be a mouse running about ? #totp
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Nice to beveragino, to beveragino nice!
Did someone say beveragino?
Turkeys dont even have teeth ! da fuck you even on about bro ?
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🎵 Broken glass, everywhere... 🎵

#BlackAndWhite
#Photography
#London
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A very aspirational display in the window of a local charity shop
A rather handsome dummy with brown beard and long hair sitting in bed with a mug of tea, a book, and a computer monotor
You couldn't make keeping up appearances today because of woke 😐 #woke #sheridan