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· Jan 9
Man Fooled by Obvious Satirical Article "Honestly Wouldn't Be Surprised" if The Minions Won Gubernatorial Primary
MINNESOTA — After being teased for posting “This country has gone to seed,” with a link to a blatantly satirical article in which Illumination’s The Minions win the New Jersey Republican Gubernatorial...
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· Dec 20
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· Nov 30
Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
Extremely Weird “Twin Peaks” Episode Has Haunting Black Lines on Either Side of Screen
An extremely weird episode of cult classic television show Twin Peaks features two terrifying black bars on either side of the screen.
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· Nov 30
WHOA! Dakota Johnson Reveals Starbucks Drinks Are Actually Just a Few Syrups You Can Make at Home for Cheaper
LOS ANGELES — While on the press tour for “Madame Web,” Dakota Johnson, famous for nonchalantly revealing dark secrets from an insider’s perspective, pulled the veil back on the famous lattes and macc...
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· Nov 30
“Doing Prequels Is Pointless — You Already Know What's Going To Happen,” Says Man Who Will One Day Die
NEW YORK — Nathaniel Barron, who is currently in lockstep with every other person on Earth in the inexorable march towards the oblivion of unbeing that is death, claims there is no point in creating p...
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· Nov 29
Prue Leith Stoically Carries Out Executions of Second and Third-Place "Bake Off" Contestants
WELFORD PARK, U.K. — Upon awarding the famous glass cake stand trophy to the winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, Dame Prue Leith drew her blade with a grim resolve and fluidly executed its r...
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· Nov 28
Classic Thanksgiving: Aunt Insists Arcane's Zaun Differs Too Greatly From Source Material
THE DINNER TABLE — Aunt Margaret, 62, has once again disrupted Thanksgiving by offering her opinion on Netflix’s Arcane, suggesting it is not faithful enough to the Zaun she knows and loves from Leagu...
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· Nov 26
Alamo Drafthouse Chefs Announce New “Loudest Chips Yet”
Alamo Drafthouse Chefs Announce New “Loudest Chips Yet”
The Alamo Drafthouse proudly announced today that it is now serving a new line of chips in all locations that are said to be their loudest yet.
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Letterboxd User Misses Last 85 Minutes of Movie Thinking of Perfect One-Liner
Letterboxd User Misses Last 85 Minutes of Movie Thinking of Perfect One-Liner
Letterboxd user Sean Hicks reportedly missed the final 85 minutes of the 119-minute Citizen Kane trying to think of a review for the film
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· Nov 25
Train Crashes Through Repertory Screening of “L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat”
NEW YORK — In a tragic turn of events at The Angelika Film Center & Cafe, a B train burst through the walls during a screening of L’arrivée d’un Train en Gare de la Ciotat, which is almost French for ...
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