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Desert Mage
@desertmage65.bsky.social
870 followers 1.3K following 6.3K posts
Avid reader, cat lover, Trump hater. Want to live long enough to piss on his grave.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry, make that 30 strikeouts.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 4h
Anything can happen. But they would have to beat Ohtani, Snell, Yamamoto, and Glasnow in a row.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 4h
The Dodgers have given up three runs and nine hits in 27 innings while striking out 25 batters. They’re … good.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 4h
Not gonna happen, sorry.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 4h
Brewers have 3 runs and 9 hits in 27 innings. They’re finished.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 10h
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
She’s also pure evil. A smiling fiend from the deepest darkest pit.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14h
The notion that crime and the economy were so bad 2023-24 that Americans reacting to objective personal material conditions had to do a fascism does not hold water.

If material, why would it be disproportionately white? Do you think nonwhite people don't experience crime or economic challenges?
Graph of US unemployment rate over time, with a circle highlighting the low unemployment rate of the 2020s A graph of US price changes, with a circle around the relatively low (in historical terms) inflation in 2022-24 A graph of violent crime rates in the US overtime, showing considerable declines since the early 1990s.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
Five figure sum if they use a firehose for the seltzer.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
I would pay good money to watch a clutch of clowns spray seltzer in her face for ten hours nonstop. Good money.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
“Lie. Lying lie. More lies. Lie lie lie.” Pause. “Lie.”
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
Kill them all!
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 11h
“Tear the party apart.”

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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
Monsters from the pit. When they are finally driven from office, they will need to rot in prison forever.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d
We got $20 billion for Argentina though.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s give up!
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
That smug little prick didn’t even deserve the position that he holds. He’s sitting in a stolen seat. Motherfucker failed upward.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
He is so good at this.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
Wow, you really totally destroyed him with your almost perfect repartee. William Powell had nothing on you. And he wasn't even neurodivergent.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
You're not their type.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
He's envious and a nonentity.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
Like they care.
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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d
He can't be quiet. There is something wrong with his brain, but in a goof way. He must spout his wisdom at us. He cannot help it. We should be grateful. He is not weird and gross and fucked up at all. No siree.
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