Derek Van Died 🪦
@derekvandyke.bsky.social
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Queer neurodivergent dweeb. Talent / editor / producer in multiple mediums. Trying my best, despite all odds.
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derekvandyke.bsky.social
I wish 1000x more people had played this game than have so far

You can help correct that

Hekki ALLMO
wario64.bsky.social
1000xRESIST coming to Xbox & Game Pass on Nov 4th www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vjz...
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Is this where I shill the entire Discworld series on audiobook
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ztul.bsky.social
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Burger King is the only American institution ready to take on the challenge of having their own exclusive Pokemon game
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Thinking about every person who ever told me I was alarmist about the casual state of the right, dating back two whole decades, and feeling my eyes slowly cross
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Okay do I go with "so why did they give you a different last name" or do I go with "usually there's only one johnson involved with that"
derekvandyke.bsky.social
I'm a big believer in going to protests but I am also a big believer in not signing up for protests.

More than either, I am an even bigger believer in having a protest backpack with PPE, fresh water bottles, a first aid kit, and a light change of clothes packed and in the closet.
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bajamothblast.bsky.social
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
derekvandyke.bsky.social
It's absolutely nonsense how pretty this game is. Blows SV out of the water aesthetically, even if I liked SV's structure and mechanics more. And the vibes of "olde era Pokemon" is so fucking sick I need another period piece Pokemon game ASAP.
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Big tech can not generate or curate based on engagement as a value neutral metric. That is irresponsible, myopic, and unfortunately exactly how much of silicon valley operates. That's how you get to AI telling people exactly how to kill themselves and drafting their suicide notes for them.
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Tiktok's algorithm picked up me liking a couple sad things when I was at a low point and rapidly intensified those offerings into a clear and direct pro-suicide feed. I absolutely guarantee you that this has worked on someone at some point who was doing worse than I was at that particular time.
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Tangentially related: Tiktok used to serve me up pro-suicide videos about life being hopeless and there being only one way out. Once I realized that was not only a thing it could serve, but that the algorithm was directly and repeatedly serving it to me, I saw the evil in "value neutral" algos / AI.
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Do you understand how targeted this bit is towards me
derekvandyke.bsky.social
Dawg, you are in a mid-2010s Hyundai Elantra, do not rev your engine at me
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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wanderjegson.bsky.social
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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veryimportant.lawyer
sam altman is always making a face like he just woke up from general anesthesia and the surgeon is telling him that his Muppet Procedure was only partially successful
derekvandyke.bsky.social
The moths, we have already established this
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derekvandyke.bsky.social
Who amongst us hasn't been willing to cause a scene in a mall food court over Cinnabon? He's just relatable.
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derekvandyke.bsky.social
I am a big believer in not openly posting about work on the same account I shitpost from... which is a shame because there's a recent group photo from a work event where I am just visibly happy and tranquil and I love it
derekvandyke.bsky.social
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

I still don't want an edit button