πππbeat dad
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yo, dude, that's lit as cruk!
don't worry i brought my tits.
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they call me courier dicks because i beβ¦ sendingβ¦packagesβ¦. Sucking them.
okay, when we get to this guy's place, del can grab the feet, lalo can grab the hands, and we'll stuff him in the trunk and . . .
oh my crukking god, are you two drinking?! del! i thought you were READING.
oh my crukking god, are you two drinking?! del! i thought you were READING.
yeah man here you go, should still be cold.
yo, can i get one of them beers?
UH ART!! pregnant!!!
oh, you did NOT just--
put your seatbelt on. i'm not letting that shit slide.
( RAPIDLY u-turning the car to tail the offending driver, shunting the car and everything in it quickly to the left. )
put your seatbelt on. i'm not letting that shit slide.
( RAPIDLY u-turning the car to tail the offending driver, shunting the car and everything in it quickly to the left. )
im so hard
that's MY job. shut up.
( an incredibly loud, drawn-out honk. ) HEY ASSHOLE, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO CRUKKING DRIVE? THE APOTHECARY? UGH, GO FLORBLESNAPTOR A SNAKJONK! I'VE GOT RIGHT OF WAY HERE, SMEGMAFACE! ( giving him the 'snow shovel' gesture, famously crude in this portion of the galaxy. )
( an incredibly loud, drawn-out honk. ) HEY ASSHOLE, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO CRUKKING DRIVE? THE APOTHECARY? UGH, GO FLORBLESNAPTOR A SNAKJONK! I'VE GOT RIGHT OF WAY HERE, SMEGMAFACE! ( giving him the 'snow shovel' gesture, famously crude in this portion of the galaxy. )
HEY CRUK YOU DICKWAD!!!
Retaliatory fire will be dispensed shortly. Per favore, abbi pazienza con noi. Thank you for choosing Transidyne Inc. for all your obliteratory needs.
( aiming a few shots at his tire. )
oh yeah haha that one really spoke to me about the uh struggles of uh... yeah all of it. all of it.
( art is too busy driving to see what del's up to, exactly. )
yeah, that one's a good one, but did you read 'The Pattering of Tiny Feet: Confessions of a Proud Mother' by irma idyut? i thought that one was *so* brave, and just *SO* . . . *funny*, y'know?
hang on, i've gotta swear at a guy.
yeah, that one's a good one, but did you read 'The Pattering of Tiny Feet: Confessions of a Proud Mother' by irma idyut? i thought that one was *so* brave, and just *SO* . . . *funny*, y'know?
hang on, i've gotta swear at a guy.
( art is too busy driving to see what del's up to, exactly. )
yeah, that one's a good one, but did you read 'The Pattering of Tiny Feet: Confessions of a Proud Mother' by irma idyut? i thought that one was *so* brave, and just *SO* . . . *funny*, y'know?
hang on, i've gotta swear at a guy.
yeah, that one's a good one, but did you read 'The Pattering of Tiny Feet: Confessions of a Proud Mother' by irma idyut? i thought that one was *so* brave, and just *SO* . . . *funny*, y'know?
hang on, i've gotta swear at a guy.
aw haha no!
i can't get enough of... parenting for dummies.
i can't get enough of... parenting for dummies.
aw, are you *really*? aw, *del* . . . and i thought you were just up to something!
too busy reading all these really cool parenting books?
IT IS SUB-OPTIMAL TO ATTEMPT EVASION OF JUNOBOT.
you got it budβ ( HITTING THE GAS, TEARING DOWN THE ROAD AT TOP SPEED. )
why not?
i uh don't want to.
aw cruk, i forgot about πππ πΏπππ©.
User must step out of the vehicle and 'tightrope walk' in a straight line.
... no...?
ATTENZIONE! TRAFFICBOT must give User a ticket for driving with two broken tail lights. Also, it wishes to inform them that it is pronounced 'Earth'.
yeah i can drive urf cars, they're just like women.
Query if that is an alcoholic beverage.
elaborate on that.
yeah i can drive urf cars, they're just like women.