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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 18m

working real blue in the group chat today

Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 15h

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 5d

bro. you're such an eligible bachelor bro

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 6d

AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 14d

alternate history oreos. man in the high castle shit. like what horrible past divergence had to occur to make this

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 28

it's simple: if the drug is a plant, it's fantasy. if the drug is an eye dropper, it's sci fi

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 24

requesting Menomena at karaoke to ruin the night of everyone who isn't exactly 38 years old

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 22

everyone give it up for
*airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 16

white boy raps every line in Bombs Over Baghdad PERFECTLY astonishing karaoke crowd

but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 14

@tessastrain.bsky.social help me

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 14

unfortunately cowboy culture is calling to me... the desire for a stupid hat... an embroidered shirt........

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 13

french Guy Fieri

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 10

strangers don't really come to town any more

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 8

miles should i read madame bovary

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 7

computer, show me magic eye

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 7

remember how popular magic eye paintings were in the 90s? amazing how silly it seems now. so much money and retail space devoted to how the human mind looks for patterns and is amazed to find them. anyway how'd the big new LLM launch go

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Jul 28

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 6

funniest kind of 9/11 joke has to be imagining some sort of 9/11 sequel, like french 9/11, italian 9/11, 9/11 2: legacies, etc

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 4

come on down to il pirata's oyster open where anyone who shows before noon gets a free oyster

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 4

ok it was an oyster bar but also I was the only one there so it was also a poster bar

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 4

reading pynchon in the poster bar with a martini and a diet coke back

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 3

it's like in the last act of a jrpg where they just start palette swapping sprites from the beginning of the game

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Aug 1

still thinking about how good the new Naked Gun is. just smiling and hearing the jokes again in my head

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Jul 30

educating the group chat about the Rizzler, out of spite

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · Jul 29

*nervously, to head of product development* is that good

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