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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton

@ddotbest.bsky.social

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Sip slow 🥃 ΔΣΘ 🔺 | HTX 🤘🏾 | JOY 📚🏟️✈️🎶 Drink water. Mind yours. Go to therapy.

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · Dec 3

Mind you, I'm Southern. The babies, boos, loves, honeys, sweethearts, etc are just how I talk they not specific to you pumpkin ❤️

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Loretta DeFine @slaybutterbaby.bsky.social · 7h

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 9h

omg

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Mr. Stefan @revizion.me · 9h

This is simultaneously exactly what I expected and worse than I expected

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 9h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 9h

I lost count after 92.

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 9h

😂😂😂

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18h

There's a distinct difference between southern and country and it directly relates to going barefoot

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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 17h

The accuracy lmao

le wooberine @woobewty.bsky.social · 17h

no no ONLY country.

Country v southern is literally in the tweets

think Cerrome v Solomon

its a difference and that one is that you can picture one of those two men without shoes on 🤣

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💖 Mrs. Roronoa 💕 @tamialexsis.bsky.social · 10h

Bought two dresses and boots for the winter. Ready for my Hallmark moment in the snow 🤭

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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ ᴬᵏᵃ ꜱʜᴀᴍɪʀ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 10h

A good piece of fried fish ain’t never led me astray

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 11h

Hey folks I finally got the news. My comedy special drops on Amazon this November (date TBD)

Stay tuned for more information!

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Zo! @zo3hree5ive.com · 11h

Definitely a cannabis + get lost in the music night tonight…

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 11h

I just wore my Chadwick shirt yesterday. I always love the reactions when people realize who's on it

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 11h

Add in a soup and we'll heal the nation

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naptown girl @starlam.bsky.social · 12h

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 11h

“Multiple things can be true at once” would really help a lot of y’all. Just saying.

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SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 11h

Jesus if people could grasp this concept we would all be better for it 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 11h

“Multiple things can be true at once” would really help a lot of y’all. Just saying.

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 11h

Fine 🙄😂

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 14h

Via @phillewis.bsky.social GET CHECKED BLACK MEN & WOMEN EVERY YEAR FOR LIFE!

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“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 16h

RIP D'Angelo (1974-2025) 🕊️😔

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 16h

Dawg…Not D’Angelo, not this close after Angie Stone. 😢

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Farmer Boy 🍉 @zmandretti.bsky.social · 16h

PLEASE SAY PSYCH ABOUT DANGELO MAN

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 18h

Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 16h

Lol unfortunately we've all been there. Do a couple of "woosahs" and do your best to tune out the nonsense.

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🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 16h

😂😂 you can try but you ain't gone want em. They been sliding round inside my lil bag

🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton @ddotbest.bsky.social · 21h

It's the simple things! 🙌🏾

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