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David Raffin

@davidraffin.bsky.social

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Theoretical Metaphysicist. Poet laureate of the Comintern. Author/Performer. https://davidraffin.com Degree in philosophy— a very charming man. North of Canada.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · Nov 14

My work has appeared in legitimate literary magazines right next to Nobel prize winners in literature. And the good news is you can buy my book about sex robots for cheap.
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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 1m

I don’t often share memes but the ones I share are mean

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 3m

Not a kiss fan. But always was funny when the remaining two always said he couldn’t play and I always thought. Wasn’t he the one with the only listenable solo album. Yeah. The only one.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 4m

Also the only one with a listenable solo album.

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rich1047 don't take no shit from a machine @rich1047.bsky.social · 5m

RIP Ace Frehley, the only founding member of Kiss that wasn't an asshole.

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KISS - The Tom Snyder Show 10/31/1979 (Complete)

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 9m

Rated 0G.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 9m

I present to you as proof a movie called sex in space.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 9m

This is also what they call the chips which are used in the gambling casinos which are all throughout space. People lose their shirts. In space. Pretty kinky.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18m

We argue about what cut strips of fried potatoes are called on earth, but in space they are always called SPACE CHIPS. They are best serve cold.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 11m

If you vote with me there is possibly toaster strudel. I know it’s not legal to bribe people but toaster strudel is not money.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 12m

I think the big apple should be sliced into small pieces and turned into fritters. I think Central Park should be more centrally located. I think the trains should run on time rather than electricity or fuel. Although in this scenario time is a sort of fuel.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 16m

I have identified some kinks in your plan.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 16m

Telling a masochist to do unto others as you would have them do unto you, works out to no one satisfaction.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 17m

When the aliens land they will name this planet something else – and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. The aliens will make humans pay rent on the renamed earth. They do this to make us feel more comfortable. Ruin it, lose the cleaning deposit.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 18m

We argue about what cut strips of fried potatoes are called on earth, but in space they are always called SPACE CHIPS. They are best serve cold.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 21m

They have weird reasons for this. Such as. This leadership just cheerled and paid for a genocide. They don’t believe in healthcare for Americans. They don’t run free and open primaries. They don’t fight the Republicans. Because they go to tea parties with them. Voters don’t like that.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 23m

I know the polls don’t mean anything. Anymore. Because no one pays attention to them. Because nobody likes bad news. But 70% of self-described Democratic voters don’t actually want the current Democratic leadership to be there. They’d like them gone. I am just a reporter.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 24m

The Democratic leadership is waiting for the Republicans to sour on Trump. But they like Trump. They voted for him. Maybe the Democratic leadership should busy themselves with other projects. Such as resigning from all leadership posts. To save their own party.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 22h

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com

Emo Philips

Official site of the comedian/mammal.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 28m

I do my show for the band. They are Looney Tunes.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 29m

Just like a duck. When one of those acme explosives goes off. And it affects the bill. But. The duck just turns the bill around. And storms off. Indignant.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 29m

Just like a duck. When one of those acme explosives goes off. And it affects the bill. But. The duck just turns the bill around. And storms off. Indignant.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 30m

Everyone was involved except for Brady who kept complaining about his bill.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 30m

One of his songs was going up the charts like a bullet.

David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 31m

And maybe we could get John Hinckley involved. Give it a shot.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 32m

I would prefer our healthcare laws be written by Devo. Because they are not men.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 32m

I would prefer our healthcare laws be written by Devo. Because they are not men.

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David Raffin @davidraffin.bsky.social · 33m

That island is called Israel. And it’s healthcare is paid for by the United States taxpayers. Who so generously provide this service. When they do not have it themselves…

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