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dave wagner

@davewagner.bsky.social

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two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats всё идёт по плану

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · Nov 13

it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 5h

no i was just kidding, you are good

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 23h

no i think you were onto something

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 1d

yikes

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

he just learned what a pig is and he is intrigued. he thought they were merely myth and legend, rather than a creature a cat could meet

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

a lot of my friends have kids, which is a concept i understand, but i don't really get how all these kids apparently age a year every other day

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 4d

cats are facing a housing crisis. cat homes are in such short supply that many cats live in houses like this, which can fit only one cat and no possessions or furniture

A gray cat is in a little cat condo house that she basically fills up

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

ain't no way you have a 10 year old kid, buddy, sorry. you're just making stuff up now

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

a lot of my friends have kids, which is a concept i understand, but i don't really get how all these kids apparently age a year every other day

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

hey

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

the concept of quote posting was a terrible mistake tbh

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

it's really dire. a person with no hope left who has weaponized their alienation

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

orange

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

i have the high ground, it's over

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

Yikes

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

good job it was a trick question

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 2d

oh mcqueen what has become of you

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

one of the primary traits of the Modern Conservative is that they must not be responsible for literally anything they do ever, and you're a monster for thinking that this expectation is unreasonable

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

my god, they're decades ahead of us

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

i think there's something to this. what if Covid was engineered by orange cats to steal the brain cells

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

never did i imagine that the great intellectual challenge of our time would be answering the question "who was president on January 6, 2021"

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

catbus can you plz promote Sandal's new money laundering scheme, hey thanks

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

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