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Bryan Newton

@darkkingzoro.bsky.social

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#LeftIsBest Supervising Producer for "Urkel Saves Santa" and Cartoon Network's "Invincible Fight Girl" Former Directed on TTGO!, Rick and Morty, and Rugrats. Co-Host on OPP-Fight Together Podcast @onepiecepodcast.com

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 23d

I need this to live after I'm dead.

The thing that hit hardest in my life, after the castle falls in Ocarina of Time, you think it's over. This mothafucka pops outta that bitch! Flashes that golden Triforce of Power, and transforms into the dopest final battle of my life! And just says GANON!

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 8m

Reading Steel Ball Run,

The Gyro backstory reveal was actual pretty spetacular!

Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1h

My personal national treasure. One of the greatestel to ever do it, and we don't say it enough.

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1h

Over 31 years, they never did it better than this one.

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 7h

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Geo Ghoul goes to White Castle @geogantart.com · 7h

Quick Warm-Up: Haunter #pokemon

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 7h

He did give consent.

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Brian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social · 7h

Sigh.

"Given what has come to pass, the only real option for the Democrats is to gerrymander the states they control to the absolute maximum, hope that the Republicans in their hubris allow there to be an election in 2028, hope that Republicans lose that election, hope that Republicans don’t use the military to steal an election they lost, and then use tiny Democratic majorities to completely remake the electoral system and the Supreme Court. There’s nothing I know about establishment Democrats that tells me they have the will to do that, even if they are allowed to take power again, but that’s the play."

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The Bitchuation Room Podcast @bitchuationroom.bsky.social · 7h

Young men online are not okay... neither are people posting for official government accounts... and neither are Republican staffers...

In this deep dive @franifio.bsky.social explores how all these incredibly online worlds intersect in the deep dark bowels of the "irony-coded" internet.

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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 19h

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 7h

Legends, had to get a import reader on my Playstation to play it. Gerry rigged the cd player with a paper clip.

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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 8h

Made a video on the DBZ fighters that came out before Budokai that us dumb Americans didn't play cuz are brains we're capable of understanding anime before 2002

youtu.be/U5gGjaRtZbY?...

(Don't mention the weird Famicom card fighter thing I can't play don't make me spend $200 on that pls)

DBZ Fighters Before Budokai

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 20h

We used to be a proper country

Photo of an old McDonald's ad featuring an enormous mcrib sandwich, a soda in a Flintstones themed cup, and a large fries with a picture of John Goodman as Fred Flintstone on it. "Only 2.99" and "grand poobah meal it's super sized!" Feature.

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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 1d

Read this article/thread, and then think about how Servile Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear in Adelita Grijalva, because he's protecting Trump & his obvious involvement in the following crimes:

@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 1d

"‘Prince Andrew believed having sex w me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at hands of #Epstein, Maxwell & the King’s brother

..‘apex predator’ recruited her from MAL at 16; trafficked to succession powerful men, everyone knew what was going on" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at the hands of Epstein, Maxwell and the King’s brother

In an extract from her posthumous memoir, Virginia Roberts Giuffre remembers the day an ‘apex predator’ recruited her from Mar-a-Lago, aged just 16; how she was trafficked to a succession of wealthy a...

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently Stephen Miller wasn't bullied. People had to take his bigoted shit.

That was an error.

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The Real Zanetta @therealzanetta.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson
#SheShed

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't say Schumer was responsible for "white people voting Republican" i said they were fucking conservative.

To me that would be a sin of it's own. But Chuckie Boy has dubious politics.

youtu.be/bYBWrw21hx4?...

At least he decided to nut-up for the Shutdown.

Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Friends

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1d

Are the Stonecutters the Christmas Adventurers?

Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, we have Schumer and Fetterman for separate but related reasons.

Chief among them, helping to put us all in this mess and being fucking Conservative.

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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 1d

This is bad. This is really fucking BAD!

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 1d

Nobel Peace Prize recipient María Corina Machado appeared on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast.

She touted the oil reserves in Venezuela (the largest in the world) and vowed to privatize the oil industry to enable American corporations to exploit and profit from the country’s resources if she gains power.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · Sep 15

Daily DBZ 125-2. Meanwhile, Goku is a doofus and can’t remember any of the instructions. He just terrorizes the instructor the whole time. Goku and Piccolo end up rescuing a bus full of kids so while they don’t earn their licenses, at least they earn the respect of the instructors. Sorry Chi-Chi!

Goku's hovercar flies through the air while the instructor looks frazzled and braces himself. Goku has yanked off the steering wheel and hands it to him.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · Sep 16

A little lore for me. Once the original Ocean dub had run its course and there was no indication we'd be getting any more, my brother and I tracked down a bootleg VHS with 2 episodes on it. The first was this episode, which in context is devastating for a 13 year old idiot, but now its a total gem.

Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · Sep 15

Daily DBZ 125. Chi-Chi is tired of the boys punching and kicking around the house while she has to walk to the market on foot. Time for Goku (not her?) to get a drivers license! Piccolo tags along in his human disguise and has a pretty okay time learning to drive a hovercar!

Piccolo barely fits in the hovercar as his instructor smiles and Piccolo drives between some cones.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · Sep 16

Daily DBZ 126. The day of the Androids’ appearance arrives. Everyone meets up on a cliff overlooking the island city. Bulma's got a surprise, little baby Trunks! Goku does his best pretending this is new info. Meanwhile Yajirobe shows up with Senzu beans, but on his way out, his car explodes! Uh oh!

Bulma kneels with her new baby, Trunks. Krillin, Gohan, and Goku gather around to admire him. Yamcha sulks behind them. In the sky, fire and smoke gush out of Yajirobe's air car as it crashes while Piccolo and Tien watch.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · Sep 16

Daily DBZ 126-2. Everyone was waiting around to sense the Android's ki, but they're mechanical, they got no ki! They spread out in the city trying to find them. Yamcha comes upon a grizzly murder scene... then joins it as one of the Androids grabs him and jabs a hand right through his tummy!

Yamcha is lifted up by the face by one of the androids who jabs a hand right through his chest. The other android stands calmly next to them as they are surrounded by flames and smoke.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · 29d

Took a while to get to it, but the sticker sheet is finally prepped.

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Evan Palmer @evanpalmercomics.com · 29d

Daily DBZ 127. Everyone converges on the Androids who allow Krillin to take Yamcha away to be healed. Its clear they wanna fight, so Goku suggests they do that somewhere with no people around. Taking this very literally, Android 20 starts eye zapping the city until Goku stops him with a solid punch.

On a city street looking over Goku's shoulder as he punches the mustached Android 20 to stop him from shooting his laser eyes. Android 19 ducks under the eye beams as Android 20's hat flies off.

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