Eli 🍉🐍🎃
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Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love --- Real life archeologist 🤠 --- Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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Mochi:

Red bean?
White chocolate?
Taro?
Sounds actually kinda cool, but I'll never🤠
Am I gonna pull for him? 100%
You can keep repeating it, doesn't make me less confused, my dude 🤣🤣

Do they post them like those reddit posts with the Minecraft behind it?
To anyone who plays Nukani, can someone explain how this description fits this guy?

"Not even the wildest delectations can crack his cool composure. But if he can mellow for just a moment... perhaps a reward is in store?"

(I'm salty, BTW)
I'll survive... that doesn't mean I won't miss it
Apparently, none of your people came to Argentina... which is very sad, cause you have great food
I'm starting to think that everything is a berry
A pumpkin is a berry.
Ok, but this makes it awesome
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Pancit? Where pancit? I want pancit... there's no pancit where I live 🥺
Dude, this is very anti-feminist... Marjorie Taylor Greene is still alive
still have hope that education is a weapon that can kill fascism

For the anthropologist in me it's so fascinating how the conversion happens, not in a good way of course
I'm seeing people, in real time, becoming Nazis

And even though I'm trying to break them out of that rhetoric, they still argue that they're not wrong, cause they're not for killing people, and if you're not with them you're with the other pieces of shit

And I know it's easy to drop them, but I
I ate it all, either I was hungry or all my Chinese ancestors possessed me 🤣🤣
You'll think that, being half Chinese, I'll know how much rice to cook for one person....

This is a cup for soup, I really overshot it
This is something that I already shared, he's not in a most wanted list or anything, but they do want him

Which has him waiting out for the statute of limitations to pass

Still, he's one of the non-racist members of the Welsh side, so he's alright... also he robbed the rich, so points for that too
I haven't, I'll keep an eye for it
My passport photo looks like "wanted in 15 countries"

Which tracks, cause my uncle is still in an interpol wanted list... fraud, nothing dangerous or shadier than that
God, Pacha Mama, my boy Hephaestus, Buddha, Jiang Wanyin, give me the strength to not kill my family... I love them very much, but they're so annoying
Double 5* star!!

I only pull her for the hat 😂😂
I know what I want to be in the life after the next...
Male bees, or drones, don’t do any work in the hive. They make up roughly ten percent of the colony’s population, and they spend their whole lives eating honey and waiting for the opportunity to mate.
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Vallvidrera, near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast, ‘We shall play one day’.