danielle weisberg
@danielleweisberg.bsky.social
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I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???) she/her [email protected] for samples ✌️ https://directories.wga.org/member/danielleweisberg
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I would still like to staff on a television show btw. A live action half hour comedy would be very good. Or a WGA covered adult animated half hour. Just saying!!!!! thanks
that’s my best friend Mookie betts right there
if parents aren’t having children then they are simply adults my guy
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.

www.vogue.com/article/my-t...
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
don’t mind me I am mentally swaying and wailing away to The Subway
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I think two things are true:

1. young republicans were always terrible and racist

2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to
True. It does get colder at night time when it is later in our time zone
we’re a desert and chaparral and that makes it feel colder than the temp!! (And hotter when hot) the only perfect temperatures that feel correct to their number are like 72-78
I’m so glad I went to the Chappell concert because now when I disassociate I can pretend I am there
Kind of incredible how long white men are children. Nature is amazing!!! Perhaps they shouldn’t be able to hold office or any positions of power until they are unequivocally classified as adults
how do we deal with the physical aching of witnessing the daily violence in this country??? Am I going to become a daytime bite guard wearer
this is actually good because it is not possible to lie about your age on the internet
This is awesome….. the couple on house hunters picked the house I wanted them to pick….. now I can rest
no you see it’s not Climate Change it’s just that in a lot of places the normal climate is changing
The National Weather Service in OXNARD has issued a

* Tornado Warning for... West central San Luis Obispo County in southwestern California...

* Until 1145 PM PDT.

* At 1115 PM PDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located near Morro Bay, moving northeast at 20 mph.
#CAwx
Heard a loud pattering in the background while watching tv and was like damn what is that????? It is the rain. I love being an Angeleno 🫶
first rainy cold day in LA just after we lose Diane Keaton…. You bet your ass I am wearing a turtleneck to work tomorrow
I actually hope this is AI so a real artist didn’t have to go through making it
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Yes, you should be surprised and horrified by secret federal police running around our city kidnapping immigrants, crashing cars, launching chemical weapons and shooting and killing people. This is a thing you should be *perpetually* shocked by. We lose when we become numb to it.
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO TENSE (dodgers)
Donnie Wahlberg is so bizarro Ike Barinholtz…… is anyone studying this….
And Lowe’s has not been morally disappointing!!
If you’re in Woodland Hills and need a hardware store try Franklin Hardware. They’re a great neighborhood store with helpful, knowledgable people. Don’t give money to accomplice companies please
the Home Depot in Woodland Hills (my hometown) reportedly had an ICE raid this morning in which 20 people were taken. Kidnapped. For looking for work. Do NOT buy from Home Depot. They are active participants in these raids. I am livid seeing this shit