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@dairycontrary.bsky.social

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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend. Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 2h

Take it off the bill mate...hours worked equals hours paid.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 3h

I'm staying up tonight to watch all of the Harry Potter films on terrestrial TV, back to back.

Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 4h

Can’t wait to start reading the new Richard Osman!

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 3h

Yay for M$

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 3h

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Today's random act of kindness was a chap running for the Lizzie line at Bond Street, then standing in the way of the door to make sure 3 or 4 other people to got on too.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Game recognises game.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah plus 1 to when it's reduced, but only for Mrs JSW. No wheat and no diary means no Bingham's for me. Thanks all the same.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

I imagine that her 'people' have bought the majority of them, to create 'demand'. Undoubtedly a few idiots in the mix (can't wait for photos from Marbs next summer...) and some scalpers.

So, probably.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Dude!! I took that as you scrolling...all good!! 🙏🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Hello Oat 👋🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

👌🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Now then. I recognise the first 3 octets of that serial number. That must mean something, right?

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

@windows98support.bsky.social oh, sorry, I was looking for Windows 98 SE.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks lovely. In London for client meetings on site today, WFH tomorrow, and night nurse tomorrow night 👌🏼

Cannot. Wait.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 4h

Fried up the hard spices with onions, then added the not chicken pieces. Let it cool a bit then whacked it in with all the lentils, spinach, tomatoes etc.

Get. In. Ma. Belly!!!

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

Meredith Roberts Quill is my nom de plume

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14h

Who’s your favourite celebrity that you can use to write with?

Mine’s Berol Reid.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

*wags finger*

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

50 shades of wrong.

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

This is also how my brain works.

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

Tonight me is going to worship the ground that last night me walked on - I put a veggie chicken and spinach daal in the slow cooker.

It's going to be AMAZING. Might even buy some poppadoms 👌🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

No listen here. You keep this up and there's going to be consequences. Alright?

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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 5h

The Pulitzer Prize winner 2025

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 5h

It's all good, she's home, that's all that matters. Just takes it out of you...

🙏🏼

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Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 6h

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