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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social

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INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · May 19

45 trips around the sun

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 49m

Two in the bush are worth one in the hand - a porn parody.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 53m

We are allowed to have our tax dollars better our condition. In fact it’s the whole point of taxes. Somewhere along the way a lot of people were convinced the opposite.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

Baby got front

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 6h

Ok I’ve been up for 21 hours. Time for bed

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe we would actually celebrate thanksgiving instead of having Halloween and Christmas

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 7h

Would be fun to have foods other than pumpkins as Jack-o-Lanterns.

a man with a pineapple on his head is dancing in a cemetery

Alt: a man with a pineapple jack o lantern head dancing in all black

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 7h

I can’t always say all of the things I want to say

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 7h

For real

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 8h

I’m just going to go cringe by myself in the corner

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 8h

(Checks back in after 10 mins.)

Wow this got weird quick

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 8h

my life would be probably 10% better if i went to bed on time every night but i just don’t ever see it happening

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

That sounds like a job for @gregthemiller.bsky.social

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve not had good executive function lately

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry I’m using you to procrastinate tonight.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

So you say

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

Also you blurred out the background. That’s cheating

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

That does detract

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

I’m sure. I went back solo two year ago. You would need a large crew to manage all of that.

Also is it cold enough for a fur hoodie? Still in the 90’s here.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

I use it. IDGAF what the instructions say

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 9h

I just like to analyze the things in photographs that aren’t the center of focus.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10h

We all apply to go to work for ICE and then call in sick

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 12h

Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.

Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10h

He has no purpose. He’s not breaking tie votes. Trump doesn’t have him do anything. No wonder the guy just goes on vacation every month. He’s got to be really bored.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10h

Wow. Ego much? “I was too much of a distraction” 🙄

Kidding kidding

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10h

Well he did everything for us