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Captain Crowfood
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · Jul 26
As a result of a video by the nice guys at the YouTube channel In Deep Geek and a 10mg gummy, I either invented a new school of economic theory tonight, or developed the equation for the destruction of human civilization.

Whether I reveal it is entirely up to me.

You are all in my power.

😈😈😈
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 6h
substack.com/@kathy622729...
Kathy (@kathy622729)
Goldman Sachs kicks Donald Trump hard in the teeth with a new report that exposes his huge lie that foreign countries are paying his tariffs — when in reality it's American consumers. Show this to ev...
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 6h
He really, really wants to distract us from the Epstein files.

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U.S. kills 6 alleged drug smugglers in new strike off Venezuela, Trump says — The Washington Post
The operation follows Senate Republicans’ narrow defeat of a measure that aimed to prevent the administration’s actions on legal grounds.
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 7h
Chump. He just found out that the MAGA powers-that-be consider him expendable.
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 9h
Another hood-off moment.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 9h
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 12h
He just found out that he’s expendable.

The Fascist wing of the Court is perfectly willing to sacrifice him for the greater authoritarian agenda.

Chump. 😏
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 12h
Alex just found out that he’s expendable.

The MAGA Court is happy to throw him to the wolves in the interests of the larger authoritarian project.

Chump.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 13h
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just rejected Alex Jones' appeal and left in place the $1.4 billion judgment against him by the Sandy Hook Elementary School families
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 12h
open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...
Israel kills five Palestinians in Gaza and announces it will not abide by the terms of facilitating humanitarian aid, despite ceasefire agreement
Drop Site Daily: October 14, 2025
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 12h
More.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 12h
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 13h
Now THAT’S a headline.

apple.news/A0XhO-CX9SES...
Republican in New York’s mayor race: eccentric street vigilante who could secure Mamdani’s win — Guardian US
Curtis Sliwa is unlikely to run the overwhelmingly Democratic city. But his willingness to defy Trump and billionaires could leave a big impact
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 14h
I'm old enough to remember when the Soviet anthem got booed every time Nikolai Volkoff (who was actually Croatian) would sing it.

We're the heels now. Isn't that grand?

www.huffpost.com/entry/nation...
BOOOOOOOOO! Australian Wrestling Fans Drown Out U.S. Anthem
The moment split opinion on social media.
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
Oh. What a surprise.

apple.news/A89XA1QqQTbO...
Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins — Guardian US
Far-right activist is accused of refusing to comply with counter-terrorism police request at Channel tunnel
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 1d
For those who don’t intimately understand how news works and why Bari Weiss’s unearned elevation to head of CBS News matters, I’d recommend watching this in entirety. Also, will forever point out irony of how an admitted DEI hire thinks her hire was meritorious while Black people’s aren’t.
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d
Holy shit go off John Oliver youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ?...
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
Public threats by the president are now explained away as a “coding error.”

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 1d
Trump has been inciting violence against Democrats for years.

His goal is to instigate a civil war and genocide.

Fascism is eliminationism.

“Make America great again” means “Eliminate all Democrats.”
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 1d
I’m sure the people who were *pissed* that Hunter Biden sold paintings are equally furious about Barron Trump reportedly being tapped for the TikTok board.

Right?

…right?
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
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Kelly C @kacphl.bsky.social · 1d
Yup. This guy nailed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Qv...
How I View the US After 13 Years Living in Europe
YouTube video by Evan Edinger
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
Oops. 😬

Mondays. Needed more ☕️
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
Viscous.
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Herd Leader 💙🦋🌊🐕🐎🐈🦅🌻 @herdleader1.bsky.social · 1d
I sure hope President Biden can make it to the midterms so he can be assured of a proper state funeral. We all know that Trump and his Evil Elf will block it.

After all, he placed an auto pen photo in place of President Biden's portrait along the Colonnade.

Your daily reminder that #Trump is a POS
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SAINT JAVELIN @saintjavelin.bsky.social · 1d
The Russian government has approved a law allowing the deployment of reservists in operations outside the country.

According to the document, the mobilization reserve can now be used to carry out tasks during so-called “counter-terrorist” operations or in the participation of Russian troops abroad.
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 1d
We are entitled to our thrills. 🚴🏻
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Captain Crowfood @cryptan.bsky.social · 2d
Bill Murray should be proud of that line.
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 2d
They’re doing this out in the open. They don’t seem to fear the masses 🎯
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