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he/him | pirates, plunderers and other such miscreants DNI i do not have access to DMs i am not giving bluesky my ID bro😭 youtube channel: https://youtube.com/@crustbound?si=KvsYqvAcf4B_w1L4

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 25d

My handhelds - Switch2 & Steam Deck

I think in the past decade the biggest shift with my gaming habits is that I've switched near exclusively to playing my games on handhelds

It is such an important feature for me now that a game is portable, I'm just less interested in games that aren't atp

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ZeroJump @zerojump.bsky.social · 7h

AWS being down:

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 17h

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A ★★ review of Good Fortune (2025)

felt like a google advert stretched into an entire movie the protagonist is awful i just cannot stand that character :( really boring felt really fake and ugly looking hated it :(

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 1d

Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster.
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Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · Mar 16

Reminder that za/um is made up of businesspeople that stole disco elysium from the creators, kicked them out of the company, are currently suing them, and are making a mobile game of disco elysium

Do not pay money for DE, and do not give za/um a cent otherwise

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 1d

riveting, high speed racing action

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/uJR6Pw31RGE?...

Does Legends ZA look like a PS2 game?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

everyone: we don’t want kings

rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king

the entire trump administration:

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 1d

updated w/ S4 thoughts: boxd.it/bk1x9b

A ★★★★ review of Dexter (2025)

S1+2 thoughts: have watched the first two seasons and yeah dexter is a very good show. i think the resolution for the doakes thing is comically lucky for dex which kind of drags it down a bit but stil...

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

also that mario film fucking sucked dude. if thats remembered as one of the greats then just nuke hollywood atp

Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

games dont remain forever because you gatekeep them in your fucking discount disney vault

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

agreed

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

rail grinding is.. idk its okay i guess

wall running is fucking ASSS tho i hate it its so finnicky it feels like shit to do i hate having to spend two billion years charging up my jump to actually hit a wall it sucks and adds nothing to the game beyond being sweaty time trial clipfarm bait

Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

also the wall riding feels like absolute SHIT #justsaying

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

the only time you feel like you have any speed whatsoever is when chaining drifts into tricks into mushrooms and whatnot which like. i shouldnt have to do that to feel any speed at all. i should be doing that to feel EVEN FASTER

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

mario kart world is so slow. why is this game so slow. i feel like im playing on 8D's 100cc. 8D does not suffer from this, sonic crossworlds even less so

who decided to make a RACING GAME thats this aggressively slow? its so boring to play

mario is driving a kart with a question mark on the side

ALT: mario is driving a kart with a question mark on the side

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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 2d

lmao the first of this clown's three points is for the entire industry to embrace generative AI btw☠️☠️☠️

IGN @ign.com · 2d

Dead Space Creator Glen Schofield Thinks the Games Industry is “Broken, Beaten, and Battered” but he has a three-point plan to fix it.

Dead Space Creator Glen Schofield Thinks the Games Industry is “Broken, Beaten, and Battered”

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 2d

🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.

Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 2d

As a Windows device, none of this is a huge ask of the user, but imagine that someone who really liked the Switch and heard this newfangled Xbox was even more powerful picked this up and _this_ was what they had to contend with.

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Owen Dennis @oweeeeendennis.bsky.social · 2d

How much do they think each of the 7 million protestors are being paid?

Cause if it's federal minimum wage, that's like 50 million dollars for one hour. Stand out there for like 4 hours and that's already 200 million. If we're talking state minimums? hooo boy

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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 2d

It's my birthday and I am now 35 years old, the same age as Gregory "Greg" Edgeworth was when he was murdered. And I haven't even ruined a single prosecutor's perfect record yet. Can you believe this grizzled mfer was only 34 in the AAI2 portrait below?

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