Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
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Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.
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cptjinglepants.bsky.social
How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Why would any politician, red or blue, do anything to end or block citizen's united?

Seriously. That's their bread and butter. They don't care about their gov salaries when they're making way more money shitting on the little guy for the donors.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
I miss buying a game at the store, in a box 🤯, installing it, and playing it, regardless of how old my hardware is.

First game I ever bought (myself with my own money) was Mechwarrior 2. Ah, the good old days. Those games rarely had bugs, too.
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justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net
Real talk, hell of a lot of these individuals on this very site. They suck down that state department anti-communist propaganda like water.
6 pane comic strip.

Upper left (blackboard in front of two students with "Communism is Bad" written on it.)

Upper Right ( a movie theater with "communism is bad" on screen)

Mid left (a TV with "communism is bad" )

Mid right ( a singer singing "communism is bad")

Bottom left ( a person reading a newspaper says "communism is bad" another person says "I disagree")

Bottom right ( the person with the newspaper says "Well, you're just brainwashed by propaganda")
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Totally true, and it's just another failing of capitalism.

Americans eat about 30 of 20,000-30,000 total edible plant types, leaving huge gaps in our nutrition.

In other nations, people eat 140-200 plant types.

Capitalists: It's just too expensive to control your food supply and offer variety.
piperformissouri.bsky.social
Farmers grow what they grow because of farm policy.

We don’t need all the soy and corn that we grow, but those are the commodities that receive subsidies and markets.

If we want something better, if we want to heal the Earth and grow food, now is the time to do it.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
I'm lost. Why would Democrats do that? If they actually had a REAL issue with what Trump was doing, they would be doing more than writing strongly-worded social media posts.

Democrats could pose significantly more resistance to Trump's admin. They won't because their donors give the orders.
qasimrashid.com
ICE targeted an apartment building near my home. Masked agents in unmarked cars. I've said this before. Democratic Governors & Mayors need to order their local police depts to arrest any & all unidentified & masked alleged ICE agents.

This anonymous denial of due process is deadly.

1/2
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Increasing inequality and increasing the concentration of wealth into fewer hands is a blatantly pro fascist policy
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
There's simply no data to prove that any administration in the last 50 years has eased inequality or made discernable improvements in the lives of the proletariat.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
That's a 14 year span (including 2012 & 2025).

Years as president during then:
- Obama: 5 years
- Trump: 5 years
- Biden: 4 years

Democrats got 9 years; Republicans 5.

Yet inequality didn't change for the better. It only got worse. Both parties work *ONLY* for the oligarchs, not you.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
It isn't wrong to brutally attack ANYONE abducting someone off the streets if there's no way to know for sure if the abductors are law enforcement or not.

You should save these victims if you see it.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
If Israel gets away with this genocide (they better not! 🤬), it would be fucking hilarious for Kushner and his ilk to build up Gaza in their image, then Israel kicks them all out and takes all the new development from them.

That's the colonizer mindset: "I want what you have, so I'm taking it."
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
But she is an establishment tool. Nobody in either duopoly party is allowed to have a mind or agenda of their own. We've seen them go on with good intentions (maybe) and early on you see the switch, just like with every member of the squad.

All that's left is theater and infighting.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
And thanks to how absurdly stupid our healthcare in the states is, most people on a Kaiser plan don't have the ability to boycott Kaiser over their anti-worker practices.

We need #SinglePayer immediately!

#Crapitalism
aflcio.org
Kaiser refuses to give workers fair pay, benefits, and the staffing they need to keep patients safe.

We stand with the 46,000 UNAC/UHCP, @steelworkers.bsky.social Local 7600, @ofnhp.bsky.social, @unitehere.org Hawaii, and HNHP health care workers on STRIKE fighting for a fair contract ✊
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
🤷‍♂️ maybe they will, but I think they're in on this theater.

Dems get their marching orders from the same oligarchs the GOP do. I highly doubt any Republicans or Democrats are running on their own processing power.

But only time will prove me right or wrong.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
They'll always choose Republicans no matter which party they're in.

Bernie wasn't Republican enough to be in the Democrat party.

Now he's playing by their rules and to their agenda, but it's too late. He's a traitor to the left and a class traitor to the people.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
That's a 14 year span (including 2012 & 2025).

Years as president during then:
- Obama: 5 years
- Trump: 5 years
- Biden: 4 years

Democrats got 9 years; Republicans 5.

Yet inequality didn't change for the better. It only got worse. Both parties work *ONLY* for the oligarchs, not you.
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proletariatreborn.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/channel/UCPP...

Just follow this channel. You can literally throw a dart at any content and you come away smarter. He has a whole series just on how fucked up the US empire has always been. Also check out JT chapman and the deprogram.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Someone like me would otherwise respond with, "Immediate raises, actual paid vacation, better healthcare, and company shares every paycheck in addition to the salary."

The point being that people are beat to shit and believe crumbs are progress. So they'll have progress forever with just crumbs.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
I pointed out that if you ask the average grind-laborer how they would improve quality of life at their work. They will respond with something like, "put better vending machines in the break room." But that's ultimately self-defeating and doesn't remotely move the needle.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
When I first started dating my wife, I helped reorient her perspective for this exact reason. At the time she worked a shitty grinder job...
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Flawless dismount. Stuck the landing.
communistsage.bsky.social
Fuck their capitalist propaganda turn off all fossil billionaire media and help stop the psychopath Facist takeover .
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
🎯 Looking back on feudalistic middle ages, you think that these people could have risen up against the monarchs for a better shake. But they didn't know how to operate as anything other than peasants/laborers. (Obviously, because they weren't educated.)

Today they still aren't educated enough.
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
The entire capitalist economy balances on the emotions of the ultra rich and powerful.

If they even remotely feel anxious about the market, they can move mountains of value almost instantly causing fast sell-offs... But if they're feeling "good" about the economy, they can scoop up your losses.