Cosmically Funny
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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
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"Posting on the internet from the safety of a computer isn't real protesting."

Okay, so flying a drone from the safety of a computer isn't real bombing?
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Isn't it crazy how Bad Bunny is so much less popular than his brother Easter?
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Sha la la la la la live for today.
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He died the way he lived; dick in hand.
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I'm literally just wasting your time.
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I'm toxic as fuck but so is fugu and people do that.
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If you look at my post and think, "That's stupid", the post worked.
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Picking your nose so deep, you must be looking for the boogest.
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I was just gonna try drinking gray water. And no I don't think they do.
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The artificial in your testicles see the artificial in your computer. Namaste.
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I don't have a dog, so I have to do all of my barking at the mailman myself.
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"Posting on the internet from the safety of a computer isn't real protesting."

Okay, so flying a drone from the safety of a computer isn't real bombing?
cosmicallyf.bsky.social
You can tell when a witch comes from money because she'll ride a vacuum cleaner.
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First you find a hungry tapeworm, get it hooked on meth…are you writing this down?
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I'd say the more plastic that leaves the testicles the better.
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Don't take life, health, or sexual advice from me.
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You ejaculate more microplastics when climaxing to AI porn.
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I'm trying to get on a weight loss plan, but I can't decide if I want to go with meth or a tapeworm.
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[protest sign]

WILL EAT PUSSY FOR OXY
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He didn't win, and the dems need to get off their asses and prove it if we want a chance.