corbin dewitt
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corbindewitt.bsky.social
resurrecting my career in Posting as a sort of reverse redemption arc... will i regret this? only time will tell
corbindewitt.bsky.social
i also don't think you're a dumb person! and i think it's completely reasonable to acknowledge that older books can be tough going. if you love language and want to dig into that type of challenge, great! if you don't, no big deal! no need to fake enthusiasm OR disavow "classics" entirely
corbindewitt.bsky.social
this explains why good tweets are poetry
corbindewitt.bsky.social
anyway these literary takes are pretty hinged. my real unhinged literary take is that as many people lie about their reading habits and tastes as they do about their sexual habits and tastes, in part because both reading and sex are attributed a moral dimension by society writ large
corbindewitt.bsky.social
telling a story is different from describing, with the most special words you can muster, a movie you are watching in your imagination. that difference rests primarily in whether there is enough substance or purpose in the imagined scene to interest other people
corbindewitt.bsky.social
forever thinking of the elif batuman n+1 essay where she digs into two best american short stories collections and literally has to say, in the essay, that the purpose of the short story form is to tell a short story—"this sounds trivial, but isn’t"
corbindewitt.bsky.social
american literature has been squirming under the thumb of the CIA-influenced iowa-style workshop for almost 100 years, and between this and the trend towards corporate "professionalization" in all fields, we have developed an intractably antisocial culture of storytelling
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
corbindewitt.bsky.social
dreamed about a cat with the face of a barn owl, like the reverse centaur version of ursula k le guin's CATWINGS
corbindewitt.bsky.social
counterpoint: explain malcolm gladwell.
corbindewitt.bsky.social
"is there some kind of david foster wallace equivalent to bloomsday i don't know about?" -me, an idiot, reading your post
corbindewitt.bsky.social
maybe it's finally time to rewatch REDS (1981)
corbindewitt.bsky.social
not diane keaton!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man
corbindewitt.bsky.social
not if it's never been published!
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mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
It took me 5000 words, and Grok just... tweeted it out.
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corbindewitt.bsky.social
thank you for making this joke so i didn't have to keep workshopping it
corbindewitt.bsky.social
reject modernity (therapy) embrace tradition (bone rituals)
corbindewitt.bsky.social
crazy stuff to be coming from the CEO of the world's first international corporation
corbindewitt.bsky.social
maybe they're just decentralizing the bone pile as a means of creating greater autonomy in the ritual
corbindewitt.bsky.social
sat for thirty minutes at a bus stop today (waiting for a bus that's supposed to run every 15 minutes) next to a parked black van that had emblazoned on its hood in bright white all-caps the sentence I CAN DO IT ALL IN THIS LIFETIME. i mean, maybe if the bus ever gets here!!! get lost jenny holzer