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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹
@cookierambles.bsky.social
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The one and only Cookie Rambles. Was LaurenRambles on the tweeter. Known as TheConstantRambler. You can find me on IMDB if you know where to look. Currently living my best life in CO with my wife and Ziggy (our corgi).
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 6h
Covert? What does that mean?
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 9h
I’m not an intelligence guy, but how is a front page NYT story “covert?” Aren’t we supposed to, like, NOT alert them? Or does “secret authorization” mean something else?
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 8h
a stuffed animal is standing in front of a locker with a coca cola bottle on it
Alt: a stuffed animal is standing in front of a locker punching a punching bag.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 8h
Spacebslls Ludicrous GIF
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 9h
The windmills are eating all the golf people.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 9h
Wrapped this issue up pretty well.
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Aunty Em @everycourthouse.bsky.social · 1d
So, China is buying soy beans from Argentina instead of America but we are giving Argentina billions of dollars? Also, Argentinians have free healthcare but Americans do not and our government is now shut down because it doesn’t have enough money to give Americans even a discount on healthcare?
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 10h
If she buys a signed one from Trump they might just swear her in.
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 13h
Adelita Grijalva needs to just pop up with a bible at Mike Johnson’s next press conference to be sworn in
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 1d
We Rate Dogs has joined the frogs.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
Look at all those people in fun costumes dancing with some rhythm! GGRRR! Arrest them! 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
Who is paying our air traffic controllers and park rangers?
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
They are making sure that troops are prepared to fire on their own people this weekend. Being unhinged is the only way to move that forward.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
They arrested THE giraffe. 😭💔
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 12h
They arrested a giraffe.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12h
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
This is so well-timed with the whole Young Republicans calling for gas chambers. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 11h
I never get to play this game.
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 11h
Amen

#booksky
#readingcommunity
#readercommunity
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 13h
Stalking and blackmailing women is not a serious thing? 🧐😳
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 13h
Remember when your dudes spread shit all over the Capitol walls? Remember when they beat down Capitol police with American flags?
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 13h
He sure is betting a lot for a dude that shut down the government. Release the Epstein files!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 14h
There has been no rally yet they are already withholding the paychecks.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow ties .
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 14h
I need a copy of this for 2025. I'm losing my mind. 😢
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 14h
I've seen some girl stormtroopers out there too. 🤮
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 15h
Y'all still gonna feed those racist uncles come Thanksgiving tho, because this is America. 😂
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 15h
Good fucking morning to everyone except JD Vance and every MAGA influencer defending those Republican operatives for the vile, racist shit they said. This is the rot at the heart of the GOP—learned behavior from Trump, Bannon, and the rest of them.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17h
6 MORE murders today.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17h
😭 I love her! “You wanna hit me bitch”. 😂🔥
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17h
This almost makes me want a TikTok. 😳
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17h
12 hours later and he still has it. I may have been wrong. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 1d
A global circle of jerks.
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