C🎃lin
@colin1.bsky.social
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Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
I didn’t know anesthesia meant I would find myself washing ancef off my watch this often
Are @bsky.app videos not playing for anyone else?
I did not make it to the end of the game. Sleep called and I answered. I have no regrets
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
I demand a run be scored
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
Don’t they know it’s past my bedtime
Come on Seattle, I’m too old and sleepy for free baseball
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
That was an absolutely BRUTAL way to go out
Going to take the second Geese reference I’ve seen in 30min as an opportunity to repost this yet again
Only three things are inevitable in life
Artist: Geese
Album: Getting Killed
Track: Taxes
Arc De Soleil

Chaparelle

Natalie Bergman
Only three things are inevitable in life
Artist: Geese
Album: Getting Killed
Track: Taxes
On one hand, compassion fatigue is a real thing that can happen to healthcare providers. On the other hand, “getting tired of looking at homeless people” is Not It, and actually manages to be offensive to the unhoused AND healthcare workers
Or, you know, since ACL last year
“Do you thinking holding elected officials who should have done more to prevent the current state of things to account is a good use of your platform right now?”

is just a wild question to ask
Quick overnight trip to a friend’s house. I’m ready to leave but someone with a Tesla is parked behind me. And they can’t turn the car on because their phone died so we’re waiting on it to charge. Cool car
Had to get a prescription sent for it (thanks a lot assholes), but I successfully got my Covid shot!
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rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
My health sciences center, a satellite campus of a large state school, with a student body of >3000 undergrads, grad students, & GME is so disorganized.

3wks ago the sent an email about flu shots & set a 9/30 deadline. 3 days later they announced flu shot clinic dates, with half of them AFTER 9/30
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In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...
Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
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