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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something

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I really don't know clouds at all. As seen in (a very brief quote in) The New Yorker. She/her. Sapphic bi. Trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, the first Pride was a riot. Enjoy the cornfield.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · Nov 27

"I don't handle rejection well" is a statement that may be true about me but it overlooks the laundry list of other things I don't handle well.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1h

I'm not in your starter pack because I'm an advanced mechanic.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1h

chatgpt told me to eat the tungsten rod

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1h

Imlikely, I'd be on it then.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2h

Dildo at Airport Baggage Claim

YouTube video by Mr Jiggles

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2h

I know when I've been insulted (and it's constantly, often by me)

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 3h

does anyone want to loan me $285k to join my sex cult

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 4h

"Please," says Terrence, "acquit yourself during this altercation with a professional and focused demeanor."

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 5h

The fact that this is an unsurprising end point does not mean that this is a perpetual state that has gone unchanged over the years.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 7h

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed Pope Leo XIV with a free trial up to communion including the award-winning Biblical texts the New Testament and the Old Testament?

That's hundreds of hours of free hallelujahs.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 10h

i see your Luuke and raise you a Luuuke

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 10h

wow you know "Luke Skywalker has a totally hot Force-using redhead girlfriend" was not a thing I felt was missing from the original films

Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 10h

the important thing is that the bad books and comics of the new EU were not produced while I was nine

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 10h

That's unfair, the Star Wars EU was bad not during COVID.

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1d

never too late for elf

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1d

so many people who scream "read theory" can't even read the things they're angry about

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

you can just read the interview, you know.

So I see this election as very critical to who we are as a nation - the character of America, democracy. And they may not like hearing that, but I don't like what they're saying either. And what they're - the assault that they are making on - no one is above the law. That's been what America has been about, except if you're Donald Trump.

KELLY: When you say they, you're talking about who? Republicans?

PELOSI: Yeah. I'm talking...

KELLY: People who support Trump?

PELOSI: ...About the cult that the Republican Party has become - a cult to a thug. And that thug would be Donald Trump. So I wish they'd take back their part of - the country needs a strong Republican Party. It has had a strong Republican Party with great leaders for America. And that is really not what we're seeing there. It's up to them, though.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1d

you gotta find a way to square the twin problems of "Bernie lost a primary" and the fantasy of "but he would have won the general"

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1d

They both wonder if the other one is into them.

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know if I like the cover better than the original but it's a fantastic cover, absolutely stands on its own.

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

"God? Ha! What's God going to do? Make my wife leave me again?"

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

At home, sheltered from the rain.

#ffxiv

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

Watching band practice is, at the best of times, like watching other people having sex when they're not sure how they want to go about it.

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

"Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 3d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not getting the shit kicked out of me for this

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

clearly the key to likes would be swapping to all shitting tweets

hashtag girlboss shit

hashtag ladypoop

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

Despite the insistence that Calvinball only has one rule there are actually a lot of rules to Calvinball, one of which is that Calvinball presupposes the idea that all participants are willing to play a game of Calvinball.

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 2d

How does she treat other people by default when she meets them?

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