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climbfable
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I have been informed that one of the humans from home forgot to throw away a bag that held frozen chicken. Naturally, the diabetic cat was head deep in this empty bag. He has been removed. I fear his next plot . . .
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To derive pleasure from hatred is to revel in dishonor. A true warrior knows that hate is a source of misery, not of glee. Resist those who take delight in harming others, know hate when you see it, and may you forever feel the righteous joy of standing against it.
I should qualify this that, depending on the cat, a viable solution might be to sit down with your food in preparation. That way, even if you end up pinned, you are not starving
Very true. Very, very true
Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself.

If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!
Wow. Shocking. It's not like the recent wildfire air has had me weirdly exhausted off and on
Marathon runners consistently finished slower in cities with higher levels of dangerous particles in the air, researchers found in a recent study.
Take a Deep Breath? How Bad Air Affects Your Marathon Finish Time
www.nytimes.com
But the screaming is the most important part! It's how you assert your fitness dominance by proving you have the lung capacity and breath control to do it!
Very true. Very, very true
Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself.

If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!
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November is Adopt A Senior Pet Month.

Flower, age 15, is here to remind you that seniors are cute, have love to give, can learn your routine and would appreciate safe retirement.

Kittens are cute too, but give a home to a senior.

Adopt the Seniors !
#cats #CatsOfBluesky #gato
It's funny how the riper the banana, the thinner the peel
I woke up this morning and thought, cool! I woke up closer to "on time" after I've gotten to sleep in a few days lately. I definitely did not forget anything whatsoever in coming to that conclusion!
That was quite the smooth takedown on Milo's part. He might have a future in this
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Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
A witch/wizard costume with citrine-like jewelry would look really nice.

. . . And naturally I don't think of that until after Halloween.
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When you are the night but someone turned the lights on #Caturday 🐈‍⬛
Can we please have this already? I think we've waited long enough
“Permanent Standard Time gives your body a healthier rhythm. Energy, metabolism, and immune system stay more synchronized, lowering risks of chronic conditions.”
Gorgeous whiskers right there!
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it is a privilege to be walked upon by the tiny feets of a kitty cat
Me: I wish my jaw was a bit more symmetrical.

My sibling: And I wish I could punch through concrete. But we can't always get what we want.
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Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
They should invent shoes you won't trip over
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Who wouldn't love a girl like Hope?
She's a very rare Tortico (Calico Tortoiseshell Mix) and she's got the best personality to match her beautiful exterior!
Share her so she can find her #purrfect home!
#beautiful #goodcat #sweetgirl #share
Listen, we all have to eat foods we don't enjoy sometimes. It's part of growing up and gaining radioactive superpowers from using your lamp as caesiuming
Solid in principle, but depending on the politician we may need to look at their individual wealth tax rate to actually make them feel it