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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

9.7K followers 570 following 7.7K posts

“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Cis, she/her. Running on iced tea and Carly Rae. I would love to do your podcast. Still Jewish in October.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · Dec 27

Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.

Letterboxd screenshot revealing I’ve seen Cats (2019) 48 times

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2m

Yes

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10m

I had to read this and so should the rest of you

Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 25m

It’s the oompa loompussy

Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 52m

I knew Trump’s chin reminded me of something

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12m

It is if you’re gonna be a COWARD about it

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13m

“Gross” breach indeed

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16m

Ginger ale

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 17m

That’s why she gets invited to Thanksgiving

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 29m

@grayathena.bsky.social said it better

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 21m

DISAGREE

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23m

Blocked

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26m

Wanda’s solution for every shitty man is to kill him and you know what? She’s right.

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 9d

Ily Wanda and I support all your attempts to murder men

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 31m

Well they’re busy reporting on Joe Biden’s mental state

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 32m

Yes.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3h

“It’s actually better when they’re openly Nazi rapists” no it’s not. That’s not true.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 52m

Too exotic for Staten Island

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Beach That Makes You Bad At Horror-Themed Jokes @cbowen.bsky.social · 55m

It's the closest I've seen anyone come to following up "I take complete responsibility" with "I am not responsible."

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 55m

Sometimes you want pizza sometimes you want dominos and this is VALID

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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 1h

His non-apology apology is really something.

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 1h

Lol, fired for being dumb enough to put it in print

Staten Island Republican fires chief of staff over alleged text comments, including ‘I love Hitler’

The alleged texts exchanged via Telegram chats among young Republican leaders was obtained by Politico over a seven month period.

www.silive.com

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 1h

Let’s see, we’ve got:
-sorry if you were offended;
-there were lots of non-Nazi messages;
-it’s probably fake; AND
-they set me up

By golly, I think this might be nonpology bingo!