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Clan Gargoyle

@clangargoyle.bsky.social

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We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · Dec 2

//Made a starter pack for the World of Darkness RP and parody crowd specifically. Follow for vampire, mage, werewolf, and more multisplat shenanigans. If you make a new account, send me a skeet and I'll add you.

go.bsky.app/ABmniY1

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Wdym "headcanon"?? This is just canon.

sea shanty stan account ⛵️ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social · 1d

god i am now headcanoning the world of darkness as something a single pack of people actually working together could fix in like a month but they're collectively too busy punching themselves in the dick to do it

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 1d

So what about Set?

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 6d

He ain't on any side but his own, and sometimes not even that

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 6d

Lesbian vampires are cool.

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The Technocratic Union @thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 7d

They barely qualify as hemophages. All that research, the collecting of materials, ensuring everything was right for the ritual that Tremere put himself at great personal risk for, and all to become a slightly worse version of existing Night Folk who can do some magic tricks to make them special.

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 7d

Takes one to know one!

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 7d

Sounds like something a low clan would say

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 7d

//If you're attending #PAXU next month, definitely make time for the LARPs!

🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
👁️‍🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.

Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 11d

When it's a convenient way to punish them further, yes!

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Mallow @marshmaloaf.bsky.social · 13d

Men will literally murder their brother on his wedding day, stalk every reincarnation of a woman who never loved them, curse an entire valley to eternal despair, and brood for centuries in a dark castle while playing pipe organ solos at 3 a.m. instead of going to therapy.