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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · May 13

better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than open your mouth and let the 36 grapes you stuffed in there come avalanching out all over the interviewers desk

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

my god i wish wendy's US had poutine

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

what did you get?

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

the Star Wars books are way better than the movie adaptations

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 1d

today I'm celebrating the most important italian of all: Jesus

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

are you there god? it's me margaret qualley

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · May 27

people think "batcopter" combines the words "bat" and "copter" but actually it's "pter" which is greek for "wing" and "batco" which is Bruce Wayne's merchandising subsidiary

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

i do like an aged, sharp cheddar, but they're too crumbly for a car cheese

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1d

they say it's better to have washed and not folded than never to have washed at all

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

wait there's costco paneer? i ask as a BJs customer

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

yeah totally, they're like "what if we just left you to the murderous criminals" and then they do a work slowdown and crime goes down and they're like "shit i gotta make payments on my F150 Raptor" and then it's back to work

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

Thiel: Look the character of Marcel, the shell ostensibly wearing shoes, represents a certain stochastic submission, that is to say that Marcel is a shell yearning to protect a soul, a shell-bearing creature, deserving of shoes, but from an unholy dispensational standpoint, I mean this from a Cathol

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

oh god you muted me didn't you, aw shit

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

sorry, i had a drink before my adhd medication wore off and now here i am, over-replying

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

which I assume you and yours have rehearsed many times in advance for just such an encounter

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

it also would have been acceptable to bust out just a few select Jerome Robbins dance moves

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

i mean, yes, that's what being witty is about, until you find someone with a quick comeback and that person becomes your lifelong friend

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

later in the shower you'll realize you should have answered "from our first cigarette to our last dying day"

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

oh shit

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

wait what if motion smoothing is like the They Live glasses

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

i loved his show when i was 12 and ten years later the theater I was managing hosted his live show and I got to meet him!

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

can we get Chotiner to call the insurance company

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

god i just finished reading that an hour ago and thought the very same thing

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 2d

Probably the actual advice that most young men need is that no one finds self pity appealing.

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

the best

clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 2d

ok i believe you but don't stop posting about it