Clair Woodward
@clairywoowoo.bsky.social
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Writer, ideas person, loather of people who think you like their dog as much as you do. Audio previewer for Sunday Times Culture; comment for The Independent https://www.independent.co.uk/author/clair-woodward
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meandmybigmouth.bsky.social
Off to teach at Oxford Brookes this afternoon. I'm an associate lecturer on their Publishing MA. To give you an idea as to how university finances are going: a few years ago I did 36 hours of teaching on this module, this year I'm doing 6.
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mjhibbett.bsky.social
Hi Clair - I've clung onto this message for a month so that I could tell you that the new series of our podcast The Funny Comics Fanclub (@thefcfc.bsky.social) starts today, discussing the British humour comics for kids that nobody ever seems to talk about! thefcfc.podbean.com/e/023-cracker/
023: Cracker | The Funny Comics Fan Club
Our thrilling third series starts with the cracking Cracker from 1975, featuring some dodgy scientific practice, a range of eerily familiar characters, and an awful lot of Sammy. Only 6p! Get in touch...
thefcfc.podbean.com
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mjowen174.bsky.social
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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contentapologist.bsky.social
No wonder the North Koreans are cheering if they're going to share in the world's biggest Colin the Caterpillar cake.
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altnps.bsky.social
More than 5,000 federal employees have received layoff notices. We’re working to ensure that the administration isn’t using state voter rolls to target registered Democrats for termination. More details soon.
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tomjam.bsky.social
And there came over the land of Krusti Noem a plague of frogs & the Lord looked down upon his work & said it was bloody hilarious
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
I shall take that on the way home, much as I like seeing the Chinese Garage!
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Oh God, that's just vile.
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
A woman, say, who could get people to tidy it up a bit...
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Canterbury; like a mix between a tatty seaside town (smell of crap food and litter everywhere; down-at-heel retail district made out to be fancy) and Glastonbury (hand-made jewellery, crystals, hippy and military shit). Were it not for my cathedral ticket valid for a year, would not revisit.
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Not unless there's a remake with street food and street drinkers it isn't.
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tomjam.bsky.social
Proper British values. 3kg of Haribos, a carvery, then death
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eddierobson.bsky.social
Of course they could have donated the money anonymously. But that's not the point, is it.
ryanlambie.bsky.social
The equivalent of a mother in a gangster movie. "I DON'T WANT YOUR BLOOD MONEY."
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Anyway, I'm now in Canterbury. Overwhelmed by my first visit to the cathedral, especially the two old ladies who came into the chapel marked 'quiet' where I was having a little think about my sister, to have a sit-down, natter, and to eat a burger #rude
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
Yes I feel I've gone into another dimension after the length of the journey.
clairywoowoo.bsky.social
YES
countbinface.bsky.social
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
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allhails.bsky.social
East Berlin, 9 September 1959. I post photographs taken on my Berlin visits in the 1950s and 1960s. 180 historic street images of East and West Berlin are in my book "Berlin in the Cold War" (Amberley Publishing). #Berlin #DDR #GDR