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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 4h

The resemblance to your avatar is striking, I can only assume it’s also so IRL.

And also: it’s also a picture of me.

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 4h

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 4h

Le Guin would have allowed it

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 4h

What did Susan ever do anyway?? Meanwhile that little turd Edmund turns them all in for a cold lump of Turkish Delight and gets a pass?

Right. Whatever. Golden Compass it is, then.

Get yours, Susan! We’re rooting of you babygirl!!

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 13h

Me every time someone is like "Studio Ghibli Hayao Miyazaki so cutesie ootsy cozy wozy cottagecore"

First image: the little kid from Twilight Zone: The Movie, Joe Dante segment "It's a Good Life" saying "I'm wishing you into Cartoon Land"
Second image: the cursed boar god Nago from Studio Ghibli film Princess Mononoke, screaming in pain and fury as worms writhe from his flesh before he resumes trying to eviscerate every human he sees. This is one of the victim characters of the movie.

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

JUSTICE FOR SUSAN.

She and Wendy would make such a cool couple, no lie 🖤

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

Let me know if you need a beta reader 🙋🏻‍♀️

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

Maybe the latter happens and then she’ll hook up with Fiona who long ago tired of and dumped Shrek.

They buy a little hobby farm and raise goats. They fill their house with books. Fiona teaches self defence. Belle gets a cool cape.

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

Hair, horns, claws…I want it all.

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

As were we all

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

It’s not his fault for sure and yet

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

It’s like a collective coming-of-age moment of mass disappointment. It’s seared into my eyeballs. I was, and am, and forever will be crestfallen.

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

Ladies want one thing and that’s Beast from Beauty and the Beast.

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

Ugh! I can’t even. This dude sucks so hard they went BACK to Beast in the sequels.

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 5h

I love him so much more than Beast

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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 5h

Y'all, our ceo isn't any better, she's just less successful.

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 6h

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 6h

yessss 🥂

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Mar 9

Home to one of the most bonkers lines in not just Star Trek but really any television show ever

Crusher saying that she fell asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in her grandmothers journal

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 7h

Ooh, good one! We have yet to stock up. Should really get on that…

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 7h

Bristol definitely has her moments. I admire anyone who’s commitment to fashion means velvet/leather riot gear boots 😎

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 7h

Sitting here, thinking about possible snacks.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 7h

I don’t have to wash EVERY dish! I’ll read the email LATER! I’m staying HOME! It’s all good! It really is.

Cindy Creature Feature Phan 💀 @cindyphanauthor.com · 8h

Realizing the difference between “I can’t do everything!” and “I can’t do anything!” has been life affirming, to say the least

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