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Won the Nobel price of love 1922. Chuck Grassley should resign. He should build a time machine and resign 30 years ago.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · Mar 18

I hate to say it folks, but history book, shall the people of the future have any, will likely pinpoint the end of American democracy as March 16th-17th (with it becoming inevitable in November when trump won his 2nd term).

Today, March 18th, we're vey likely living in the "after" time.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 16m

You people are braindead.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 18m

That's nut. Implies a 1.2% chance the house goes up in flame and has to be rebuilt 100% in 2026.

You're not in "need insurance to insure risk" range with that kind of probability. You're into "it's gonna happen, we need to save for when it does" range.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 31m

Every DEM in congress should hammer this message. Everywhere. At all time. In English, in Spanish, in French, in Chinese, in Esperanto.

Senator Ruben Gallego @gallego.senate.gov · 9h

Mike Johnson is covering up for pedophiles. I won't stop saying it.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 38m

And btw, when Biden put on a MAGA hat and told everyone to go fuck themselves, they voted for the other guy. If you're surprised by that, that makes you the dumbest fuck in the universe.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 40m

You're the one deep throating him. And Biden. Impressive you can do a twofer like that.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 7h

MVP!

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 8h

Is it crossing a picket line if you CanadaPost while Canada Post is on strike?

j/k, you can just make up data and get a gig on Newsmax.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 8h

trump could stop a war for the 23rd time.

WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 13h

Pakistan is carrying out massive bombings on Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan. Explosions can be heard everywhere, and huge plumes of smoke are rising into the sky.

Is Trump taking up the challenge? How long will it take him to resolve this conflict?

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 9h

Reminder everyone: do like Phil and schedule your shots if you haven't already got them.

Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 13h

President Trump and I have something in common: We both recently got our annual flu and updated Covid vaccines!

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 13h

Scott Bessent going “erm ackshually Tariffs aren’t a tax, they’re just a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions”

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 21h

Straight from a totalitarian state.

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

This is terrorism. Abolition of ICE and DHS is not enough.

(Photos by Anthony Vasquez, Chicago Sun-Times.)

A trio of cowardly, pathetic ICE agents hold a terrified man at gunpoint. The BORTAC patch, by the way, means Border Patrol Technical Unit.

Worthless lumps (ICE agents) pin down an unarmed, young Black man.

A domestic terrorism (ICE agent) lobs a canister of gas directly at an unarmed man trying to film the chaos on his phone

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 21h

Hi.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 22h

I would say he dodged a bullet, but he really didn't.

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

"George has continued criticizing the president and figures of his administration, including Stephen Miller (during her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast, Kellyanne described the Millers as some of her 'best friends' in the current administration)."

www.thedailybeast.com/kellyanne-co...

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I would take a book deal, a cushy Vanity Fair editing gig and a year off, but not if I had to fuck RFK Jr. for it.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahaha, RIP, sucker.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Ho well...

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 1d

The woman who has secured a restraining order is *different* than the woman who called the cops on Mills back in February and accused him of physical abuse before recanting.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, but who's governor in 2027?

Because Mills in a wheelchair is one thing, but dead Mills replaced by a republican senator named by a republican governor will also vote to confirm Justice Pam Bondi.

The actuarial tables are not in her favor for 6 years.

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

You'll know your software guy is a useless AI addict when you ask him a question and he has absolutely no answer for you other than "let me ask chatGPT".

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

If your software guys keep asking its AI agent for how to do X, Y or Z, you don't have a software guy. You have a slightly elaborated keyboard.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

This one is hilarious. Professional developers don't use AI generated code. The pictures you see of humans with 3 hands, each 3 to 8 fingers? AI generates code that's about as good as that. It can do basic stuff that any beginner can do, but anything you need a real professional for, it's useless.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Hailey Stevens is a crazy person, and anyone who tries to elevate her is doing a disservice to the Democratic party, and to common sense in general.

If that lunatic wins the primary, the GOP wins that seat.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, so the people who get to fundraise by calling themselves "the Democrats" can stay out of it.

When the head of the DSCC (Gillibrand) puts her finger on the scale, she moves it from "better candidate wins" to "whoever has more money wins". And she handles all the money.

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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Israel's entire army crumbles in about 2 weeks without US support. All Biden had to do was to stop the support and he could get Bibi (or any IL leader) to do anything he wants.

It's not that he couldn't. It's that he wouldn't. I hate to quote Reagan, but who's the fucking superpower here?

Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 1d

Look at you, down on your knees, sucking Biden's dick to thank him for handing trump the white house.

Fucking shit for brain.

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RexLibris @rexlibris.bsky.social · 1d

My expectation is Israel will push the boundaries on the ceasefire to see how many Palestinians they can kill in any given day without US censure, knowing that every death will push Hamas to strike back which Trump and Netanyahu would see as the official breach and thus commit to total annihilation.

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

israel has already broken the ceasefire

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