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Chris Ward

Chris Ward

@chrisward.bsky.social

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Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now. 🌈

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 1d

It’s for a Prince TopShelf I got

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 2d

I went to a SMOKE SHOP to buy flints for a lighter and they didn’t know what those are at all. But they did carry 1000 of the most poisonous flavored unregulated vape pen if you need those!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3d

What’s next, Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner????

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3d

Just heard a Ramones song in a Pfizer commercial so fuck everything

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 4d

We traded democracy for hamburger helper

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

Everyone does need to quit pretending they aren’t using AI every single day though.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

Baby I’m a firework

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

Baby I’m a firework

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

You’re so brave 🙏

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

On a list of embarrassing things I've had to tell nurses, asking her to needle stick a different finger because "I'm a competitive pinball player and I need that finger tonight" has got to be a personal rock bottom.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 6d

My brother in Christ that’s all Panera is good for

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 7d

“Cheese lovers, meat lovers, veggie lovers…” Where are the food options for people who hate everything! Where’s MY processed food!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 9d

Am I crazy or is there a series of Burn Boot Camp commercials where someone is grieving some horrible death and then Burn Boot Camp rescues them from the brink. There are like 3 of them. Advertising is insane.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 9d

Cori Bush on Washington Avenue today, at Brentwood Target in 2020🙏One thing about @coribush.bsky.social is she’s always going to have St. Louis’ back and we’ll have hers. #nokings

Cori Bush on Washington Avenue in St. Louis at No Kings March 2025, fist raised flanked by flowing flag

Cori Bush leading protest in front of Brentwood Target 2020

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 9d

He belongs in a mausoleum! #nokings #stlnuts

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10d

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 12d

I’m glad these kids like Geese but I hope they flock to the polls or our goose is cooked!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 13d

The combined trauma of Covid and two fascist presidencies has our nation’s Chill Index dangerously low and potentially at unrecoverable levels. Shit that used to be chill…no longer is chill.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 13d

“Bay Area! Bay Area? Bay Area.” —people from the Bay Area nonstop, unprovoked

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 16d

I’m just gonna say it. I don’t need to hear Pink Pony Club any more thank you. It’s becoming Wagon Wheel.

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · 16d

The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16d

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 16d

Hats off to ya Diane Keaton!!!