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Christophaaaagh Webb

@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social

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Welsh Kiwi. Nice ear lobes. I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · Oct 2

Me, every time my daughter says "Dad! Dad! Watch this!!"

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28m

Some dipstick on Bluesky who doesn't understand jokes

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1h

I'm quite partial to an AI box

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

I can't be arsed to look it up, but didn't one of Landscape also do the theme for The Bill?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

The other day, my 11 year old found a bee struggling in the garden. It couldn't fly and was in a bit of bother. So she gently scooped it up, named it Betty, and made it a little box with grass, flowers, and sugary water. This morning, we watched as Betty flew away.

a man with a beard is standing next to a woman who is wearing a hat

Alt: Bernard Cribbins' teary goodbye

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

Are you going to finish it?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 2h

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 14h

"An idiot with massive ears falls in love with a beautiful woman."

"Yes, but do you want to know about the film, Your Highness?"

Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 17h

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21h

Which one did you want to smash most in the face? Lucas or Mark?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21h

This is a very shameless plug. But here's this ...

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126. Empire Records (w. Audrey Porne) - Still Any Good?

We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Sagpod Day!  In this episode we go all the way back to a post-grunge 1995, as our special guest - New Zealand's First Lady Of Comedy Audrey Porne...

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23h

"... except for viewers in Wales, who'll have to watch Ffalabalam instead."

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, and Kays Catalogue ("ask for freephone 2138!")

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23h

- Mine (mobile and work)
- Mrs Chris
- Victor Meldrew
- Saturday Superstore
- HTV Reply Line

Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 23h

- Mine (mobile and landline)
- My wife's
- My parents' (and their old one)
- My hairdresser
- Lombard Direct ("free on 0800 2 15000 - 24 hours a day!")
- And Going Live/Live & Kicking obvs

Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 1d

- Mine
- My dead grandparents' landline
- My dead parents' landline
- My dead dad's mobile
- My best friend's mobile
- Live & Kicking

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23h

🎶 Guy Chadwick, Terry Bickers, the drummer, umm ... that one on bass ... 🎶

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Was this designed by their Add Agency?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Is that The Rocketeer?

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

I saw this photo of Pedro Pascal standing in front of an obscured hashtag, and ... well, I just had to.

Pedro Pascal standing in front of a promotional hashtag. The hashtag is obscured so all we can see is #Su

A picture I knocked up in about 5 seconds of Su Pollard in front of a hashtag that says #Pedro

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

And how to book holidays on HTV:

Oh-two-seven-two, doubleseven-oh-seven-oh-seven.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 You're wrong when it's right,
You're black, but you're white 🎶

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

You know that book you all love. I reckon it's shit actually, because I'm so edgy.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Heaven Don't Really Know I'm Miserable Now

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Which one? Derek Tears, or Ian Fears?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. He was constantly asking his ma for a fiver.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Post you from a different era

Me (centre) 1988, in a school production of Grease. I was one of the 4 members of the male chorus. Sandy was played by Liv Hill's mum, and I'm pretty sure Annabel 'Black Mirror' Jones was in it too.

Backstage at the Milford Haven School production of Grease, December 1988

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

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