Christopher Novak
@chrisnovak91.bsky.social
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That's the thing about "someday..." you're only one day away from saying goodbye to someday. Yankees || Oregon || Mizzou || PSN: Canowned24
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And the funny thing? She was right! This dumbass was leading the tenth event with like a lap to go. He ran off the track! Into the woods!!! You dumbass Charlie Brown
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Currently watching 'You're the Greatest, Charlie Brown!' or my favorite Peanuts special for shorthand. Took me until just now to realize the only reason Charlie Brown did the decathlon was because Lucy wanted to embarrass him lmao
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If you're wondering? Yeah, it does amplify my hate of the Boston Red Sox that they find themselves so enamored with that horrible song
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Steak bites/tips are a thing I already kinda go "Eh?" to so I can't imagine ever finding myself wanting to get them from an Arby's
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Objectively one of the worst to exist in my opinion
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Sweet Caroline is a terrible song.
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Fans and front offices have entirely lost the goddamn plot

Christ I remember someone arguing on an Os message board in ‘12 that bringing Manny up was the wrong move REGARDLESS of what the Os did in the postseason, that prospect-hugging was more important
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“Maybe they should prioritize the health of the franchise!” THEY JUST LOST THE ALDS IN A 15 INNING HEARTBREAKER THEY SHOULD BE TRYING TO WIN A FUCKING WORLD SERIES IN 2026
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Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia
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The pilot should get some tickets out of this or something that's some incredible effort there
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Brewers won 55 games at home including postseason. Can't be stressed enough how important it was for LA to get at least one there, especially since they were about .500 on the road this season. Let's see how it goes
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Cause it's like, you're not going to sit there and tell me he'd say this about a coach in the SEC. I hate to sound so simplistic about it but this is so dumb, man
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Bills-Falcons is a 10/10 uniform matchup, holy smokes. Just like Bucs-Seahawks, I adore the fact that both teams decided to partake in a throwback matchup on both sides. Gorgeous. Please keep doing more of this
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By all means make Toronto wait just a little longer. If we can't be happy, they can't, etc.
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This is wild lol
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Most go-ahead plate appearances in a single postseason, Mariners history:

2025 Jorge Polanco: 4
1995 Ken Griffey Jr.: 4
2000 Alex Rodriguez: 3
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Yeah well that one time the Falcons went up to New England after That Stupid Ass Game the entire broadcast was one giant practical joke. So I mean,
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Also the Brewers SWEPT the Dodgers in the regular season
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It's all whatever but "The Dodgers are dumb and uninformed about a team in the league" is stupid to say out loud
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I say this respectfully also. Like, I have liked the Brewers. Miller Park (I'm not calling it what it's allegedly called) is one of my favorite stadiums. I've enjoyed several games there. Their fans are cool and I've met some of them. Great folks. I hate this stuff
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the only thing I thought when that happened was "Well now you better not lose or they may never live that photo down"
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But since we decided the Dodgers were the big bad of MLB for daring to spend a lot of money this dumb David v Goliath stuff has to persist. I want better. This stuff is boring
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"How do they do this every year with such a small payroll?"

Idk, why are you only consuming all this by looking at team payroll? As if the Brewers are the first team to achieve years of success without a huge payroll. They're not even the first of their kind