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Chris Mueller

@chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social

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Sports guy. Likes golf. Radio: PM Team on 93.7 The Fan in Pittsburgh. https://www.audacy.com/podcast/the-pm-team-wponi-mueller-d7019 TV: KDKA and KDKA+ Consider subscribing to Nine Straight Threes: https://open.substack.com/pub/ninestraightthrees

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · Sep 22

Good morning. It was yet another Feel-Bad win for a team that specializes in them:

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 2h

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

And if IKF runs through home they might have won it in the 9th.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Brutal

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

OOOOOF

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Was very prepared, even excited, to go to bed early today.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone just sliding on a force play for NO EARTHLY REASON

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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 2d

When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

This game, this World Series, this season, needs to end on catcher’s interference.

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Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 2d

WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

The crowd chanting grows louder:

SHRIMP
SHRIMP
SHRIMP
SHRIMP

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve got a #shrimpalert in Game 7!!!

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve got a #shrimpalert in Game 7!!!

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

That’s uh, a really good take.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

We didn’t miss by much, folks.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

A Vlad Jr. walkoff bomb would cause a rip in the space time continuum.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Missed it by millimeters on the barrel

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

A Vlad Jr. walkoff bomb would cause a rip in the space time continuum.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god. My word.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

See? Cmon. It ain’t right.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

It is offensive to me that the Dodgers have a guy like Muncy, who stunk before he got to LA, then suddenly became very good and sometimes great. They shouldn’t get to spin straw into gold.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

It is offensive to me that the Dodgers have a guy like Muncy, who stunk before he got to LA, then suddenly became very good and sometimes great. They shouldn’t get to spin straw into gold.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

The other shoe dropping would be the immediate heat death of the universe.

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

It appears that this post turned Mason Heintschel into a human turnover. Thankfully, it won’t matter, but I’ll be more careful next time.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Parents, have you sat and had The Talk with your teenagers? You know, the one where you all pause and consider the fact that Pitt might be “good” good?

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 2d

Parents, have you sat and had The Talk with your teenagers? You know, the one where you all pause and consider the fact that Pitt might be “good” good?

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 3d

Q-word watch for Clemson. Indictment of the program culture. Likely cooked forever

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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 3d

Just witnessed two Texas players literally run into each other and turn what should have been a three-yard Vandy gain into 17.

Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 3d

I think Penn State's going to keep this game surprisingly close. They won't win, but I think they'll be competitive.