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Chris Branch
@chrisbranch.bsky.social
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 4d
and yet here we are
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 4d
Sounds better
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 4d
lol it was worse in person
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 4d
My favorite football team is so unenjoyable to watch
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
we all did it
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
legit will turn it off
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
I fully retract this
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 5d
A screenshot from the onion that says, "exhausted ken burns urges baseball to stop."
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
I can’t vouch for any off-field comps here, but the look agrees with you
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
absolutely you should
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
DAAAAA [INSERT WINNER] LOSE
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 5d
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
no one deserves to win this game now
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
I remain convinced Cal Raleigh is a plumber who received super soldier serum
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
I should’ve been asleep an hour ago
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 5d
This game got me saying shit like good gravy and ayiyi to myself
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5d
Baseball’s rule book has been around for 783 years and somehow manages to let the game fall straight into the phantom zone at the worst possible moments
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 5d
What a truthful baseball
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
That’s a bad call, right?
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
the winner of this should just be given the World Series trophy
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 5d
Apologies to anyone who has seen me in person the last three days and heard me mutter “DAAAAA YANKEE LOSE!” every 35 seconds
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 6d
beers
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 6d
buddy you cannot end a season like that
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 6d
praying for my Philly pals tonight
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 7d
brother just turn the notification badge off at this point
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Chris Branch @chrisbranch.bsky.social · 7d
I might’ve been the only one watching Yanks/Jays and WNBA Finals in multiview but I’m pretty sure both games ended within five seconds of each other
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