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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 6h

I still thing the Wiimote dildo is a good idea.

Someone get me to the patent office I need to submit a proof of concept.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 6h

I suggest using Godot. Roblox has a million issues.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 7h

Oh I thought you meant on the development end.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 7h

I dropped Roblox after realizing it has no built-in shader customization. And I'm glad I did it!

Sure it may be 3 years since I worked on Froggy Arcade, but uhh... uhhhhhhhhh........

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 8h

Bees come from eggs I think

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 12h

Did they know what they were doing

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 12h

Buying a pumpkin because they gave it the 🥺 face

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

They replaced the ball pit with a trampoline a few years ago. That's the last time I went.

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 23h

[17 pizzas deep, breathing heavily, failing arms reaching for a cup of sprite] I can't make it to the ball pit, go on without me

[Teenager in a chuck e. cheese costume fireman carries me] on your feet soldier

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

OH SO THEY REMEMBERED THIS TIME

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MECCHA @mecchajp.bsky.social · 23h

Pokémon - Bikkura Tamago Bath Bomb Figure - Eevee Friends - Check it out at the link below!
🛑 meccha-japan.com/en/bathroom/...
#Pokemon #Eevee

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

You can see like all hope for humanity in media die out right around the time Reagan got elected so I think this is a universal sentiment.

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · May 28

90. imagine a hamburger
then identify it

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

He looks comfortable

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 22h

Sleeping like a kitten

A black and white cat wearing a yellow collar lies on his back with his paws raised, peacefully asleep on a white blanket.

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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 22h

Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 1049 out of 1570

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

I think I lack the part of my brain to really conceptualize that.

That is to say, I am immune to lovecraftian horrors because I am stupid.

Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

It's partially because the tools for making UI and HUD elements became more homogeneous and streamlined, with those same tools being used by many studios across the industry.

It cuts down on budget and dev time in an era where budgets are inflated and dev time is crunched with every release.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

Does Kirby Star Allies count? All of the UI in that game was so pretty.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

Copyright and trademark abuse is like super lame and bad, though. Like, materially bad. A crummy game ultimately hurts nobody.

Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

They would call it that and then make it explicitly a digimon parody just to mess with people.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

Niantic rejected my request to turn Poke Stop into a pokestop. :(

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

This is something Youkai Watch would do.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

This could be a stock asset for a farming game on your phone.

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Bee <3 @chirbo.bsky.social · 20h

Phantump and Darumaka and Parasect and Driftloon's entries are all memorably bizarre because not every entry is "This one killfucks people"

There being 2 Pokémon based on dominatrix is surprising because Pokémon isn't an adult-oriented game, and they're neat creature designs beyond being shocking.

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