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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3h

No slight to Joe but Anthony Hamilton all day

NEIGHBORHOOD VOODOO PRIEST🔮🧿📿🪬 @tajaithealchemist.bsky.social · 10h

Anthony Hamilton or Joe?

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

I've got a brown eyed lover
On the other side of town
And I don't wanna
Keep her waiting open.spotify.com/track/2fewvK...

Brown Eyed Lover

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

I'll be your sunshine in the morning
Be your everything at night...

open.spotify.com/track/0QIuAb...

Never Make A Promise - Radio Edit

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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.bsky.social · 5h

Somebody on Facebook said the Arby's steak nuggets had them feeling like they were eating a bobcat

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

I kinda Want a drink but I don't feel like leaving the house

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

open.spotify.com/track/3fWibg...

So Far So Fake

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

Lmaooo

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

Me: 1994 vet

✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 5h

Mind you eating nyash in the 90s was a big “no”

This is an experienced man

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 4h

an elderly man with glasses is using a walker .

ALT: an elderly man with glasses is using a walker .

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 8h

Probably. Just silently suffering lmao

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 8h

Not at all. I might can do a thriller 🤔 but straight horror/slasher? Nawl

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 8h

Hahaha yeah

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 8h

That one still scares me

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Will @willgtu.bsky.social · 9h

* giving Elvira shotguns

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h

Who's throwing an adult Halloween party? I'm trying to get drunk and make out with a lady woman in a frog costume.

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h

Never in the history of niggadom

Princess @themultiplemom.bsky.social · 9h

Fellas: Has the “you can’t have friends” line ever actually worked before?

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h

Who's throwing an adult Halloween party? I'm trying to get drunk and make out with a lady woman in a frog costume.

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h

I can't eem sew

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 9h

I found mine well at least the masks

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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 9h

meanwhile, i'm surprised they actually paid for the right to the title and character names.

could've had folks dressing up in 'Bootlegger Vampire Man', or 'Mulatto Flapper Girl' garb

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Sinners costumes don't come in my size!?

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Son scared the shit outta me

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Wow

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Rude. So rude

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Sinners costumes don't come in my size!?

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

My teenagers don't want costumes for Halloween. I has a sad

a drawing of stitch holding a stick and a pencil

ALT: a drawing of stitch holding a stick and a pencil

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Ninety Three ‘Til Infinity And Beyoncé @misstiffybaby.bsky.social · 11h

They’ll forget about a project worth 30% of their grade due in 12 hours, but they won’t forget about a mention to a trip to a store

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