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Have you remembered to mitigate your gall today? He/him Chicago, IL
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cbowen.bsky.social
It's the closest I've seen anyone come to following up "I take complete responsibility" with "I am not responsible."
cbowen.bsky.social
They should, but also, these are photos of people committing crimes. Can anything be done in the meantime to bring them to justice locally?
cbowen.bsky.social
Generational labels continue to subtract meaning from every conversation they pop up in. I am seeing a viral post encouraging "gen X" to get check ups, and a quote post chiming in "elder millennials too."

So, middle-aged people.
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chicagotrans-plant.bsky.social
The Broadway upzoning passes the land use commission 15-2. Loud cheers break out
cbowen.bsky.social
Simply imagining these things in your head like people reading and writing fanfic do would produce a better result than that ugly nonsense.
cbowen.bsky.social
I was lucky to see Namir Smallwood in two more Steppenwolf productions last season. He is a star!
cbowen.bsky.social
Tracy Letts wrote Bug in response to the OKC bombing.

It remained relevant when it was revived at Steppenwolf in early 2020. By the time I saw the post-vaccine remount in '21, it seemed to be speaking directly to the current moment.

I suspect this 30 year-old play will hit even harder now.
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT to write a fucking email. bsky.app/profile/edit...
edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
cbowen.bsky.social
Good point. They're closer than Alaska, where a lot of people root for Seattle teams.
cbowen.bsky.social
Reading the extended quotes in the article is a chore. She is really incoherent.
cbowen.bsky.social
This was more in my childhood, but the infrastructure I remember, taped together by phone books and directory assistance:
pay phones, businesses that would let you use their landline, certain businesses taking taking calls for customers, calling people at their work landline...
cbowen.bsky.social
Because some of them are actually really stupid and their lies are defensive and short-sighted. This is one of those cases. It looks bad to admit Homan is a crook, but he is too fucking dumb to come up with a good answer or distraction.
cbowen.bsky.social
Jamil, the man who could not simply read about attachment styles, and share his perspective on them if he didn't feel like IDing as one?
cbowen.bsky.social
How are people missing that? This seems like a very obvious point that gen-AI critics would generally agree on.
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cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
ChatGPT prompts and replies aren't training wheels for humanity. Your skills and genuine personality will atrophy using them.
cbowen.bsky.social
I had to stop reading it. Existentially horrifying.
cbowen.bsky.social
You are too stupid to qualify to speak on this issue if you can call what's going on in Broadview "crowd control."
cbowen.bsky.social
Who even gives a shit anymore? I'll have my corn starch unmodified.
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unraveledpress.com
While this is going on here, ICE has been spotted on foot + in vehicles across SW + NW sides of Chicago. Can't verify reports rn, but also presuming suburbs. Yesterday was brutal. It's not lost on us they have more agents free for weekend kidnappings now with their facility secured by state police.
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lyndab08.bsky.social
This is one of the photos circulating in some of the Pilsen and Little Village pages. An abandoned tamale cart near Chase on Damen in Pilsen. 💔
A tamale cart is seen on a sidewalk next to a parked car and a parking lot.
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heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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peoplesfabric.com
A handful of masked feds have come out. ISP greets them with handshakes as they chat.

They’ve been talking for a while now.