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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Oct 17

“Ah, yes, I see now; something is definitely wrong with your jaw.”

Old illustration showing the mechanism for doctor’s headlamp and how it reflects an external light source to allow them to look into the patient’s throat. In the drawing, the patient’s side of the face is removed for purpose of illustrating the light’s path, but it looks like his jaw is falling off.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Dec 14

Tweet from doulbedoink from 4/6/23 with photo of Lt. Columbo with caption “hey I saw you stab that guy”

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 8h

“hey we saw you kill Dickie Greenleaf. you were still very close to the shore and we watched it happen”

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Oct 19

Tracey Walter is, to me, the most iconic henchman of all time. He's set the standard. Not too into the bit, not too big to refuse to wear the getup, has a face made to scowl and grin with equal parts worminess and menace, Bob The Goon is the kind of team player that wins championships

some guy in clown makeup, standing next to the fucking icon Tracey Walter's Bob The Goon.

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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social · 9h

I hope everyone in the world likes multi drug resistant TB if you think the USAID is pointless

Philip Crawford 🌐 🏗️ 🚲 @philip.health · 12h

Should we give free healthcare to all people in the world, regardless of where they live? They are people as well.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 9h

i love with actors show up in different roles in the same franchise, like how Tracey Walter plays Bob the Goon in Batman and voices the Puppet King in Teen Titans

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 9h

TRUMP: Crooked Joe is the Antichrist who must be impaled on a stake.

BIDEN: Good job, Mr. President!

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 9h

also it’s the penguin classics edition so footnotes galore

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11h

We also closed the hole in the ozone layer. It wasn't even cray hard, we just identified the causes and stopped producing them. We can fix global warming, but we need politicians with spines

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

the crazy thing is we still have refrigerators that keep things cold!

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

yes you get it, thank you

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

environmental storytelling:

all three volumes of marx’s capital, with only volume one containing a single crease along the spine after a few dozen pages. the remaining volumes have no spine creases

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

let’s see those spine creases!

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

eliminating smallpox is proof that it can be done. we can do large-scale, seemingly-impossible good for all people. there is precedent. for anyone who opposes similar initiatives, just imagine them opposed to smallpox elimination, and pay them no mind.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

“what are we supposed to do, save everybody?”
“we eliminated smallpox”

“these nations will never cooperate with each other, there’s too much bad blood”
“we eliminated smallpox”

“how are we gonna pay for it?”
“we eliminated smallpox”

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

“we eliminated smallpox” is the ultimate argument stopper. it’s the shining example of human achievement, a yardstick against which all other initiatives are measured.

“we can’t do [good thing]; it’s unrealistic”
“we eliminated smallpox”

“it’s always gonna be like this”
“we eliminated smallpox”

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

single greatest thing humanity has ever done and we’ve only gotten further away from doing anything else remotely close to it

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

this is the compromise i’ve made with myself to keep me from fully engaging with these weirdos. just post one simple little “that’s stupid” and move on. i want them to know their ideas are bad but i don’t want to get caught wasting an afternoon arguing on that point.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

pronouncing “my chemical romance” as “macklemore romance” every day until my wife leaves me

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

“everybody gets free healthcare” is the policy. bad faith interpretations of this moral stance look like “but what about illegals???”

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

we eradicated smallpox by doing exactly that

Philip Crawford 🌐 🏗️ 🚲 @philip.health · 12h

Should we give free healthcare to all people in the world, regardless of where they live? They are people as well.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

my current house literally does not have insulation so i need to surround the walls with bookcases full of books

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

“you can check out an unlimited number of books for free, and if we don’t have the title you want you can request it and we’ll go get it for you and, again, i must stress this, it is absolutely free” that’s nice but i don’t wanna give the book back. i want to hoard it for myself.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

i like the idea of libraries but i always just wanna keep the book for myself

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 23h

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

you are right and brave to say this

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

yep. resolved after a while though.