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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀

@catguruniks.bsky.social

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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24

“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 3m

Yasss, hahaha! 😹😹 Thankfully, there were no farts, but I'll be sure to call upon da critta for help if the need ever does arise! Perhaps he could redeem himself by helping me! 😹

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 6m

Indeed! 🙀

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Dougie @dougiethreelegs.bsky.social · 18h

ime dramatickally tellin mumy that it times fore BEDDY BYES 💤

Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is asleep on the couch with his front paw over his eyes.

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 13h

Eben an stelthy guye cann haff an tuff dey sum timbes #orangecats #catsofbluesky

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 3h

She's so pretty! We call her Missy Moo because she has cow markings 🥰

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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 12h

Ebbry buddie in de USA rite nowe tryink not to haff nervus brakedown

meme of homer simpson as ME with a tablet as CAT PICS and a man in a hazmat suit running thru a fire as MY LIFE

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Dougie @dougiethreelegs.bsky.social · 4h

Oooooooh mumy getted me an ✨️NEW TOYYYYY✨️ !!!!

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auggiethebeck.bsky.social @auggiethebeck.bsky.social · 18h

Imb hongri an its dinner tyme!!

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 3h

I've just got a taxi to Boots to pick up all my meds, only to find the dispensary is closed until 2pm because the pharmacist isn't there. I've only got enough money for the taxi home, so I'm just sitting on a bench outside in the rain for the next half hour 😫

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 4h

My red t-shirt arrived about 30 minutes ago! I'm so happy with it, it's amazing! 😺 I'll try to get Robot to pose with it later (I'm out at the moment) and post a pic! #Plundercats

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 4h

She's so funny, she's the grouchiest cat in the world, she hates literally everyone, even her own parents, but when she's on her own she's just like a kitten 😹🥰

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 5h

She's very spicy! She hisses at literally everyone, even her own parents. Such a GRÖMPY bebby! 😹

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 5h

Yikes! 🙀 I hope you manage to escape her clutches with all of your peets intact!

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5h

They think me mad

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 5h

They'll be arriving back home today, but I've been feeding my next door neighbour's cats while they've been on holiday for the past couple of weeks. Took this photo of Missy in her own front garden last night. She's so rotund, I love her! 😻

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you, darl ❤️ xx

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 5h

Aww, our doorbell camera caught Missy, one of next door's cats, playing with a moth last night 🥰

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16h

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 6h

I love bangers and mash. I made a beef stew for Robert the other day. Helen, his gf (and our unofficial carer), took some home to share with her sister. According to this message Helen got, it was a success

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 6h

Deleted my original post because the link didn't work.

Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 6h

My little sister, Caitlin, should have turned 30 today. She died, aged just 9, in 2005, from the CLN2 strain of Batten disease, a very rare neurodegenerative disease. Caitlin was my world. If you would like to know more about this devastating disease, please consider visiting www.bdfa-uk.org.uk 🧡🧡🧡🧡

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Niks, but, like, a ghost 👻/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · 6h

This is ace! Thanks, Flash! Following everyone now 😺

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Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 @flashtastic.bsky.social · 16h

Iz maede an #plundercats starta pacc. Itz an werk in progrezz. Iff yuoze wantink two bee inn itt letz tha ma no.

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film-authority.com @film-authority.bsky.social · 8h

Out this Friday, Joe and Jake; Deliveroo With Cat-Hair is a striking new biopic of the famous stripey cats, dealing with their unhappy early days in the cat colony through to their internet success and huge influence on popular culture. Jeremy Allen White and Jeremy Strong play Joe and Jake. 5/5

Jake the cat with his brother Joe in the background.

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Stray Liotta/Hey Spots @strayliotta.bsky.social · 18h

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